Lilo And Stitch The Musical

I was just watching Lilo And Stitch on ABC Family recently. And with all of the talk about the next Disney musical on Broadway, why not Lilo and Stitch The Musical? Now, I am aware that I must be on drugs to think that this would work. So all comments are welcome to tell me how ridiculous this idea will be. But IF in some universe this became a show, this would be my dream cast:

Lilo - an unknown talented little girl
Stitch - a kid in a wierd costume or a John Tartaglia with a a puppet and a blue costume on
Nani - Karen Olivo
David - Cliffton Hall
Cobra Bubbles - a fatter/buffer, deep voiced version on Taye Diggs
Gantu - Paul Vogt
Agent Pleakley - Kevin McDonald
Jumba Jookiba - Brian d'Arcy James
Grand Councilwoman - Liza Minelli or an unknown
Mertle Edmonds - a mini versin of Allie Trimm


*Please give constructive and civil criticism. And mature comments instead of "THAT WOULD SUCK!"
Apparently, know sees the "But IF in some universe" part.

Updated On: 11/18/09 at 09:31 PM

Ah, yes, I can see it now. Liza stars in Lilo and Stitch: The Musical.

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I was watching it too! But I don't think it could ever work as a musical.

...and it would also be a jukebox musical with Elvis songs...

I'd rather see "Lilo and Stritch" myself.

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I don't think Lilo and Stitch would ever work as a musical.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Liza and Stritch...

Liza & Stritch
as
Lilo and Stitch

Coming to a theatre near you.

Not sure if I should be more annoyed that the tables are stretched or that this post still exists.

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Lilo - LaChanze
Stitch - Harvey Firestein
Nani - Patti LuPone
The fat alien - Rosie O'Donnel (sp)
The other, more annoying alien - Alice Ripley

It can't fail.

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" So... am I to understand that "a John Tartaglia" is the colloquial term for a puppeteer? "

Whoa! I didn't even notice that typo. Good lookin' out!