Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

[zamedy]

Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#1

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:24pm

"So if you don't like the way I look well, I just don't give a damn!"
-HAIRSPRAY

[coolkid11776]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#2

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:28pm

"It's The BITCH of living just getting outta bed"

Rent The best show on Broadway. I was at the closing. BEST night of my Life. April 29th 1996-September 7th 2008 12 years of love "No Day But Today"

[Trekkie2]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#2

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:31pm

^did you read that off of the real shirt that says it, coolkid?

"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell

[NYC_or_Bust]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#3

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:42pm

(with pictures of toy soldiers, a clown and a doll on a music box)

" I should have never allowed toys into the marriage "

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

I adore the black band holding on the Phantom's mask. ~ Jenna2

[One Song Glory]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#4

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:42pm

"We just had sex"

I'd buy that t-shirt. :)

I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.

[coolkid11776]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#5

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:44pm

I didn't think that Bitch of living was on a real shirt. The only quotes I knew of from SA to be on shirts were "The Guilty ones" and "There's a moment you know your F****D"

Rent The best show on Broadway. I was at the closing. BEST night of my Life. April 29th 1996-September 7th 2008 12 years of love "No Day But Today"

[Trekkie2]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#5

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:44pm

What show is that from, One Song Glory? Or is it just from your dirty mind?

"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell

[coolkid11776]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#7

Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:44pm

"We just had sex"
is from Passing Strange

Rent The best show on Broadway. I was at the closing. BEST night of my Life. April 29th 1996-September 7th 2008 12 years of love "No Day But Today"

[Bettyboy72]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#8

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:06pm

"I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste MY time washing clothes in a goddamn machine!" Grey Gardens

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[WishingOnlyWounds2]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#9

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:10pm

"Well if that's love, it comes at much to high a cost." -Wicked

2008: Feb. 18- Rent, Feb. 19- Curtains, April 18- Xanadu, April 22- Wicked, April 26- Legally Blonde, May 31- Wicked, June 13- The Little Mermaid, June 28- Wicked and Young Frankenstein, July 2- The Little Mermaid, July 6- A Chorus Line and Legally Blonde, August 16- Xanadu, September 13- Legally Blonde and 13, September 28- Xanadu and Spring Awakening, Oct. 12-GYPSY and [title of show], Oct. 19- Hairspray & Legally Blonde, Nov. 9- Wicked and 13, Dec. 14-13, Dec. 26- Billy Elliot, 2009: Jan 1- Shrek, Jan 2- 13 and Wicked, Jan 4- 13, Feb 17- In The Heights, Feb 19- Billy Elliot, Feb 22- Sweeney Todd (tour), March 28- Mary Poppins, April 4- Mamma Mia!, April 15- Jersey Boys (on tour), April 25- next to normal & 9 to 5 May 1- Billy Elliot, May 3- Spelling Bee (tour), May 8- Chicago, May 21- Wicked, June 6- Everyday Rapture, June 23- The Wiz, June 25- Hair July 15- Shrek, August 9- Wicked, September 7- Rock of Ages, October 11- Next To Normal, October 23- The Marvelous Wonderettes, November 7- Ragtime November 29- Dreamgirls, December 25- Billy Elliot, December 30- Finian's Rainbow, 2010: January 9- Bye Bye Birdie, January 16- Memphis February 17- The Phantom of The Opera, February 18- God of Carnage, March 7- Billy Elliot, March 31- American Idiot

Updated On: 10/2/08 at 03:10 PM

[Trekkie2]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#10

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:11pm

Trannies need protein too- [tos]

"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell

[Trekkie2]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#11

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:12pm

Actually, now that I think about it, any line from [tos] would make a great t-shirt.

"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell

[verynewyorkcurious]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#12

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:13pm

S-T-A-U-N-C-H

[Shannon Bo Dannon]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#13

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:13pm

Haha I agree Trekkie2.

"Please, like your mom has never masturbated" would be slightly horrifying though.

[BNN]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#14

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:16pm

"What we need is a drink."

:)

It's appropriate in all situations.

Tick Tock

[ashley0139]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#15

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:17pm

"I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste MY time washing clothes in a goddamn machine!" Grey Gardens

That's brilliant, on a shirt. Good one.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

[Shannon Bo Dannon]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#16

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:18pm

If it's not already a shirt, I have no idea:

"I'll drink to that." -Company

[Fiyero13]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#17

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:19pm

"I don't own emotion, I RENT!"

[TheaterBaby]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#18

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:24pm

Bettyboy72, that would be fantastic. I could see Moms everywhere buying that.

"With the chance I've been given I'm gonna be driven as hell"
-from Legally Blonde

"What they want is whatcha see"
-from A Chorus Line

"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~

[Gothampc]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#19

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:29pm

"Everything done will be justified by my foundation". --Evita

I can see this on frat boy t-shirts.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Pippin]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#20

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:37pm

"Hail, Malthus!" - Urinetown

My Father's a homo, My mother's not thrilled at all" - Falsettos

"if Indian food was all I had to eat.....I wouldn't eat!" - See what I wanna See

Why is the smart son always the gay son? - A new Brain

"my unfortunate pertuberance seems to have it's own exuberance" - spelling bee

"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

[Jon]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#21

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:38pm

Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS used to sell a baseball cap that said "Does anybody still wear a hat?" It was purple with orange lettering, in the style of the original COMPANY logo.

[ashley0139]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#22

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:46pm

They sold those hats for the revival also.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

[crc03772]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#23

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:50pm

"What are you staring at? It's my charisma, huh?" -Company-

[NGD2225]

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts#24

Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:52pm

"Wikipedia that ****." [tos]