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#76

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 3:42pm

"put it in me" - altar boyz (I know they have a button like that.

"plain jane fat ass" - bare (not my idea, but funny)

#77

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 6:12pm

I want to make a shirt with Uta Hagen's picture on it that says, "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAAAAAYYYY!"

Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.

#78

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 6:45pm

I know they're not from songs, but:

"You better brace yourselves for a whole lot of ugly comin at ya from a neverending parade of stupid..."

and

"They're just shoes... let it go!"

#79

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 6:50pm

My friend and I were joking about "Wicked" - they said you could put just about anything from that show on a shirt - and I pointed out some of the random things that would just be TOO weird:

"I am a sentimental man"

"March of the Witch Hunters"

"Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis"

Madame Morrible: "So you take the chicken, now it must be a white chicken. The corpse can be any color. And that is the spell for lost luggage!" - The Yellow Brick Road Not Taken

#80

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 6:58pm

Print the lyrics to "Sodomy" from HAIR on a t-shirt. I wanna piss off the Moral Majority today.

"There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from." ~ Charles M. Schulz

#81

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 7:11pm

"Even though I'm sitting down, I'm giving you a standing ovation."

I know it's we're sitting, but I thought this fits better for a short.

#82

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 9:10pm

"Does anyone ever wear a hat?"-Company

"I swear, you say one more word about me and I'll get that gun of mine and I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!"-9 To 5

I'm your Shipoopi!

"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop

#83

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 9:17pm

My friend and I want a shirt that says "Eat the fish, bitch!"

And a really want a shirt with an eggroll and the front and Gypsy on the back. haha.

<-----Bernadette Peters and Alexander Hanson in A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC.

Send in the clowns...Send in the crowds!

"I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface."-Stephen Sondheim

#84

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 9:26pm

I laughed when I read the suggestion (page 1) Hail, Malthus! -- Urinetown. THat's precisely what my HS kids put on their show shirts.

If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

#85

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 10:23pm

Ven You Got It Flaunt It

What doesn't kill us makes us hotter

If my girl has a bag of gold, do I care if the bag be old?

asses are to bear and so are you

"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel

#86

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 10:25pm

Dammit, woman, I'll have to start drinking!

I know you. I know you. I know you.

#87

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 10:26pm

I really want this:

(on front) "Hey, artist, you got a dollar?
(on back) "I thought not."

#88

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/7/08 at 11:24pm

I know this isn't a part of a song but I just thought of it from Spring Awakening

"Well that's men, If they can't stick you with one thing they'll try another"

And from Jersey Boys
"Your Italian you gotta end in a vowel"
"I gotta be romanced a little before I take my clothes off"

And here are some from songs

"Mad props" - Legally Blonde (corny I know)
"Oh I, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room" -Jersey BOys

"I can't give you anything but love, Baby" - JErsey Boys

Spring Awakening song quotes

"Spring and Summer every other day"

"We've all got our junk and my junk is you" *it can either go all on the front or part on front and part on back*

"Just to unreal all this"

*I know some of these are cheesy but they could make cute shirts*

#89

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/8/08 at 1:08am

He Vas My Boyfriend

(with a little drawing of a dead guy)

#90

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/8/08 at 1:25am

From Legally Blonde:

"Do you know the number 1 decision behind ALL bad hair decisions?"

And then on the back: "LOVE!"

"Movies will make you famous; Television will make you rich; But theatre will make you good."--Terrence Mann

"Pretty much...if you've seen any shows that have a jerk boyfriend in that show...I'm that guy."--Richard H. Blake

Diane: Aww, you are such a chick flick. I would totally pay $12 to see you. (Kristin Chenoweth on "Ugly Betty") http://musicalangel12.blogspot.com <-- my blog. Give it a read, please.

#91

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:46pm

I was listening to Reefer Madness this afternoon and had to find this thread to add this:
"We are just like Romeo and Juliet. Happy, young and hemorrhaging blood."

If we're including dialogue, there absolutely has to be "I was raised to be charming, not sincere" from Into the Woods.

#92

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:02pm

"a mental mind f*ck can be nice"

#93

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/10/08 at 7:24pm

"Anarchy, evolution, justice screaming for solution, forcing changes, risk and danger, making noise and making pleas"

RENT of course.

#94

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/11/08 at 1:06am

"I'm comfortable with those you call demented"

-Taboo

#95

re: Lines from Broadway songs that would make great t-shirts

Posted: 10/11/08 at 7:26pm

"I'm not a second rate queen getting kicks for the crown"
Evita

Updated On: 10/11/08 at 07:26 PM

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