"put it in me" - altar boyz (I know they have a button like that.
"plain jane fat ass" - bare (not my idea, but funny)
I want to make a shirt with Uta Hagen's picture on it that says, "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAAAAAYYYY!"
I know they're not from songs, but:
"You better brace yourselves for a whole lot of ugly comin at ya from a neverending parade of stupid..."
and
"They're just shoes... let it go!"
My friend and I were joking about "Wicked" - they said you could put just about anything from that show on a shirt - and I pointed out some of the random things that would just be TOO weird:
"I am a sentimental man"
"March of the Witch Hunters"
"Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis"
Print the lyrics to "Sodomy" from HAIR on a t-shirt. I wanna piss off the Moral Majority today.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
"Even though I'm sitting down, I'm giving you a standing ovation."
I know it's we're sitting, but I thought this fits better for a short.
"Does anyone ever wear a hat?"-Company
"I swear, you say one more word about me and I'll get that gun of mine and I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!"-9 To 5
I'm your Shipoopi!
My friend and I want a shirt that says "Eat the fish, bitch!"
And a really want a shirt with an eggroll and the front and Gypsy on the back. haha.
I laughed when I read the suggestion (page 1) Hail, Malthus! -- Urinetown. THat's precisely what my HS kids put on their show shirts.
Ven You Got It Flaunt It
What doesn't kill us makes us hotter
If my girl has a bag of gold, do I care if the bag be old?
asses are to bear and so are you
Dammit, woman, I'll have to start drinking!
I really want this:
(on front) "Hey, artist, you got a dollar?
(on back) "I thought not."
I know this isn't a part of a song but I just thought of it from Spring Awakening
"Well that's men, If they can't stick you with one thing they'll try another"
And from Jersey Boys
"Your Italian you gotta end in a vowel"
"I gotta be romanced a little before I take my clothes off"
And here are some from songs
"Mad props" - Legally Blonde (corny I know)
"Oh I, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room" -Jersey BOys
"I can't give you anything but love, Baby" - JErsey Boys
Spring Awakening song quotes
"Spring and Summer every other day"
"We've all got our junk and my junk is you" *it can either go all on the front or part on front and part on back*
"Just to unreal all this"
*I know some of these are cheesy but they could make cute shirts*
He Vas My Boyfriend
(with a little drawing of a dead guy)
Stand-by Joined: 10/21/06
From Legally Blonde:
"Do you know the number 1 decision behind ALL bad hair decisions?"
And then on the back: "LOVE!"
Understudy Joined: 6/15/08
I was listening to Reefer Madness this afternoon and had to find this thread to add this:
"We are just like Romeo and Juliet. Happy, young and hemorrhaging blood."
If we're including dialogue, there absolutely has to be "I was raised to be charming, not sincere" from Into the Woods.
"a mental mind f*ck can be nice"
"Anarchy, evolution, justice screaming for solution, forcing changes, risk and danger, making noise and making pleas"
RENT of course.
Chorus Member Joined: 5/11/04
"I'm comfortable with those you call demented"
-Taboo
Stand-by Joined: 6/1/05
"I'm not a second rate queen getting kicks for the crown"
Evita
Updated On: 10/11/08 at 07:26 PM
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