Two from
Flower Drum Song: first, from "I Enjoy Being a Girl":
When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I'm happy to know the whistle's meant for me!
Change "I'm happy to" to "at least I" and have that last line sung in a cringing, embarrassed, slightly off-key manner and it works. It does not quite work the way Pat Suzuki sings it on the cast album. But the whole song's a bit, shall we say, self-conscious, which is why Phyllis Diller destroyed -- er, recorded it. And I do like the melody.
Second, two lines from that dummy lyric nonpareil "Chop Suey":
Harry Truman, Truman Ca-POAT and Deweeeeeeeey....
Hear that lovely "La Paloma"
Lullaby by Perry COMAAAAAAAAAAA....
No one can doubt Juanita Hall was one of the greats but this is exactly how they came out; maybe "Ockie" overlooked a bit too much. I wonder how (or if) he instructed her to sing them. And we can't excuse them because Hammerstein was ill during the show's creation. Oh well, as the other posts demonstrate, there are worse lyrics -- half of them from one show.
Updated On: 6/24/11 at 08:22 PM