Mermaids the Musical sounds like it would be fun. I was just watching it earlier today.
I can imagine:
"Dear God, Save Me Please
My mother, is a sleezy
whore, all she wants to do is score
and I can't take it anymore!
Me, I want to be a nun,
gee I think it would be fun
to be part of the brether-un.
But this guy, see I think he's really cute
and he doesn't mind my boots
Stop! Don't wanna be of ill-repuuuuttteee!!!"
Oy
"This ocean runs more dark and deep than you may think you know...I'll be the fear of the fire at sea."
-Marie Christine