I will agree that Mariah is far too light-skinned for the role, however, I have to say that I disagree COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY with whoever implied that Beyoncé Knowles has an equally powerful voice.
Her voice is thin, nasal, COMPLETELY lacking in timbre, and she has no range. Michelle is the *real* voice of Destiny's Child...I have no idea why people seem to keep wanting to believe that Bouncy is some sort of big black vocal diva...Bwaysinger after a martini has a bigger, blacker voice than she will EVER have.
I would KILL to hear Mariah tackle some Dreamgirls stuff. (And "Bless The Lord" from the 2000 revival of Godspell, a la Shoshana, but a million times better, since it's beyond obvious who Shoshana is hearing in her head every time she opens her mouth...*quiver*)
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