"Here are a few things that would be a better replacement for Broderick.
1) A bag of hair
2) A pile of shoelaces
3) A sleeping baby
4) An unsharpened pencil
5) A copy of the script laid on the floor
6) A stack of used Band-Aids
7) An old rake"
This is amazing. On some nights he kind of looks like a bag of hair or a pile of shoelaces. Thank you, ClydeBarrow.