#26
Posted: 5/23/09 at 5:13pm
There will be no car crash at Greenwich, I do not think this is going to happen anyway.
Michael Jackson O2 Spectacular Delayed -Cos He's Dead! — Page 2
#27
Posted: 5/23/09 at 6:54pm
Exactly!
IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
lolololololol
IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
lolololololol
#28
'Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Jackson has left the building!
(...well, he never actually went in it in the first place!)
Posted: 5/24/09 at 4:56am
'Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Jackson has left the building!
(...well, he never actually went in it in the first place!)
Updated On: 5/24/09 at 04:56 AM
#29
Posted: 5/24/09 at 6:49am
lol, don't think there is going to be that much smoke to disguise bad dancing.
Could one reason for the delay is the producers I looking for a loophole to get the subject in the country, hard to get past immigrations while being on the sex offenders register.
Could one reason for the delay is the producers I looking for a loophole to get the subject in the country, hard to get past immigrations while being on the sex offenders register.
#30
Posted: 5/24/09 at 6:51am
He's been here many time since that fiasco.
'One rule for one, another rule for others' -thats the UK.
'One rule for one, another rule for others' -thats the UK.
#31
Posted: 5/24/09 at 12:19pm
Quite simply this is one of the funniest threads i've read on here in ages.
I reckon it's gonna be a Jackson's reunion tour with Michael doing 10 minutes at the end. I think i'll save my cash
I reckon it's gonna be a Jackson's reunion tour with Michael doing 10 minutes at the end. I think i'll save my cash
#32
Posted: 6/25/09 at 5:43pm
opps sorry originally a message about his heart attack being convient and that now appears rather tasteless in light of his death being announced.
"I tend to think if god wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist" Linda Smith
Updated On: 6/25/09 at 05:43 PM
#33
Posted: 6/25/09 at 5:55pm
i think this is just vicious rumour !
No Doubt Our Paths Will Cross Again ! Matt
#34
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:00pm
Sister - please don't delete your tastelessness.
We love your delicious but irregular acid bombs.
We love your delicious but irregular acid bombs.
#35
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:02pm
Sky news reported his death but have now updated/adjusted to say that TMZ have reported his death.
BBC and CNN going with rushed to hospital and not confirming death at present...
As soon as his condition is announced as stable I'll reinsert the joke but in the mean time I'll continue to adopt a tone of mock sincerity.....
BBC and CNN going with rushed to hospital and not confirming death at present...
As soon as his condition is announced as stable I'll reinsert the joke but in the mean time I'll continue to adopt a tone of mock sincerity.....
"I tend to think if god wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist" Linda Smith
#36
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:14pm
i can't wait for the remake of the Thriller video!
#37
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:19pm
BBC, Sky and all the major news channels are announcing him dead!
#38
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:27pm
Im actually still in shock r.i.p
''With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town'' - Helena Bonham Carter
#39
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:33pm
Official now.
Not sure I can manage anything more tasteless than the BBC interviewing Uri Geller or the advert to buy Jackson concert tickets at the bottom of the page....
Still as Mama said at the start of this thread;
Let the mighty circus begin....
Not sure I can manage anything more tasteless than the BBC interviewing Uri Geller or the advert to buy Jackson concert tickets at the bottom of the page....
Still as Mama said at the start of this thread;
Let the mighty circus begin....
"I tend to think if god wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist" Linda Smith
#40
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:37pm
do you think they'll hire a look-a-like for his tour?
#41
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:43pm
Wanted: Paedophile to do 50 gigs at London O2 arena. Does anyone have Gary Glitter's number?
"I tend to think if god wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist" Linda Smith
Updated On: 6/25/09 at 06:43 PM
#42
Posted: 6/25/09 at 6:48pm
I shouldn't laugh at something like this... but that was funny!
#43
Posted: 6/25/09 at 7:30pm
it wasn't that funny, i'm all for tasteless but really they guys not been dead an hour , wait until tomorrow for the jokes at least
#45
Posted: 6/25/09 at 8:38pm
Im sad a man who produced such great music has died, but his personal life was questionable at best, and if he did what i think he did then i cant be to sad, if he didnt then im sad....if you know what i mean
However im very sad about Farah Fawcet XXXXXXx
However im very sad about Farah Fawcet XXXXXXx
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
#46
Posted: 6/25/09 at 9:24pm
If you happen to be in London on July 13th, come to The O2 and join the rest of his fans in a memorial on the night he was suppose to show the world he still had it. We will show him that he never lost it.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=93726464311
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=93726464311
#47
Posted: 6/26/09 at 10:08am
Is he dead?
Is Elvis dead?
Its a hideous circus just like the man its centered on.
Is Elvis dead?
Its a hideous circus just like the man its centered on.
#48
Posted: 6/26/09 at 10:31am
I think he's still alive and is right now sat in an old peoples home in California with Elvis watching TV laughing at us all, and know one there will recognize them, you know, cause they are all old and stupid!
#49
Posted: 6/26/09 at 12:28pm
All over New York at the moment, amazing place to be when a story such as this breaks, everyone is talking about it.
News came in that they are going to melt Michael Jackson down to carrier bags, so he could still pose a threat to children!!!
News came in that they are going to melt Michael Jackson down to carrier bags, so he could still pose a threat to children!!!
#50
Posted: 6/26/09 at 12:31pm
I was told he tripped over a pram at Neverland.
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