I know this sounds defeating, but Miss Saigon might work as a film if they cut the songs.
I had a real problem with this show. Again, I realize this sounds mean-spirited, but by the middle of the second act I just wanted everybody to stop singing so she could kill herself.
This is one of those shows I file under unnecessary.
But the story minus all that music could work as a straightforward drama. Not a happy tale, but it works conceptually.
If you want this story done with music, head to Lincoln Center.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher