"HOWEVER, they are very much written in the idiom of the character, not the lyricist"
Um...no.
"The corn is as high as an elephant's eye" - Curly in Oklahoma
"A rockin' up on the sea, your boat will seem to be, like a dear little baby in her bassinet. For she hasn't learned to walk, and she hasn't learned to talk, and her little behind is kind of inclined to be wet." -- Jigger in Carousel
The men in Carousel and Oklahoma are some of the biggest metrosexuals in the musical canon. Not a tough guy among them.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.