I'm not sure if it's sad, but it's certainly telling that I don't find this article funny because, given the trends in theater in the last 10 years or so, none of these ideas sound too ridiculous, with the possible exception of "Schindler's List," and I could totally imagine that being turned into an opera. In the past week, I've been trying to think of movies that would be so-out-of-left field for the musical treatment as to be fall-on-the-floor funny. The closest I've come are "Ivan The Terrible," "Eraserhead," and "Speed." Maybe "Fanny and Alexander." MAYBE. But that could easily be an opera, too.
Imagine if, 15 years ago, someone said that "Bonnie and Clyde" and "Ghost" were going to be big-budget Broadways musicals. Ri-goddamn-diculous.
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