As much as I want to believe you, Guillermo, I have it on good authority that Daschel's diet consists of "kibble and...". What follows the "and" is obscure; however, my sources tell me that it involves half the laxative aisle at Duane Reade. We won't even get into what CVS has on ITS survellience tape.
That poor dog. I'm lighting a candle for him. And maybe, if I'm feeling particularly charitable, I'll light one just for your soul.
BoxFive: Your efforts with Canines In Crisis must have paid off. Guillermo seems to have disappeared. I hope Daschel is now in the loving hands of a foster home awaiting adoption and that Guillermo and his fiendish cathartics are safely behind bars.
They buried the Karl Rove story and now it would seem they also tried to bury poor Daschel(both literally and figuratively), but they won't get away with it this time!!
And on an munchausen related note, a slightly crazed women here at the office has just taken off 8 weeks mental health leave because of..yes, you guessed it..she has to cope with a mystery relative's mystery ailment.
I hope her last name isn't UGARTE!
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Oh, I don't know why, but it just seemed like it might be a good time around here to bring back this thread! YAY!
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