My Dearest Dollypop...

[mamarose]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 8:05pm

Hello my dear. How are you? You will find my real identity at the end of this message. I suggest you read this first. It has been a long time Dolly. Remember those hot nights we spent together in Barbados at the Marriott Courtyard? Ah Dolly, we did spend some nice times together over at the Broadway.com message board. Not only did we hit it off right away, but our interaction cuaght the attention of nearly every single Broadway.com member.

And now Dolly, I am here to watch over you. Every single move you make will be commented on by myself. Do you know who I am YET? If not, you must have mashed potatoes for brains. Go back into the old days Dolly, and try to remember. Bells Are Ringing, Noises Off, Guys & Dolls.

I know you know who I am by NOW!

But don't stop reading just yet my dearest...

I am not so much a fan of Faith Prince anymore, and I have grown into 53 year old man. Not only am I the funniest guy this side of 34th street, but I am the best usher IN THE WORLD!

Hugs & Kisses,
FaithPrinceFan (now MamaRose)

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 8:09pm

Geeze, I've never been to Barbados--and my passport will attest to the fact. FaithPrinceFan must be mistaking me for some other strikingly handsome, debonair and witty man who frequents the message boards. Sorry to disappoint you, Mama!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 8:16pm

Gosh by golly! It really is FaithPrinceFan! I checked your profile and you are the one and only Andrew Carden, star of the Amazon.Com reviews. I'm terribly disappointed to learn that you're still alive.

[mamarose]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 8:33pm

Ah, Dollypop. We both know that YOU are the dead one! Stop trying to fool yourself Dolly. I always knew you were a few blocks short. So Dolly, how have you been passing time? Beating up little children? Stalking theatre celebrities? Or maybe just plaing with yourself?

Hugs & Kisses,
Mama Rose (or the artist formerly known FaithPrinceFan)

[mamarose]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 8:48pm

I must inform you Dolly on the fact that I had a sex change. I am Ethel Merman, Angela Lansbury, Tyne Daly & Bernadette Peters in one single organism. I'm not Andrew anymore, so don't call me that. You can choose whichever of the 4 you like most to call me.

Oh, and I'm so happy that I received my millionith emmy nomination today! I got rhythm!

[PJ]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 9:37pm

Sooo this is the notorious FaithPrinceFan.

[lass]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 9:59pm

You've got to be kidding.

I mean, bless his heart.

[CJR]

Posted: 7/17/03 at 10:25pm

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Dear. Sweet. God.

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 12:34am

I don't know who he is, but I'm a scared. LOL

[Sunfish]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 2:31am

Are you a stalker? Please leave your feuds from other times and places there. We've got a pretty good thing going here, and the attitude in this post really doesn't mesh with it.

[SuttonBebeFaith]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 3:02am

Hi Andrew...remember me??

Play nice or else

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 8:21am

NOW we are having some fun!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 8:24am

Oh. My. GAWD.

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 1:49pm

I don't believe it is really Faithprincefan. Remember, little Andrew was only 12 on last years Broadway.com. This is not his style of writing or use of grammer. I think it someone else fooling around. Maybe Albin?

[BrdwyThtr]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 3:15pm

Why am I frightned?!

[Copeman63]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 4:27pm

My god, the day I decide to register over here, and that fricken kid pops up! Please tell me this is some cruel joke!

[PJ]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 4:36pm

I wonder what ever happened to CutiePie from Broadway.com as well. I think all the verbal lashings they received no doubt drove them away. But it was probably just someone trying to be funny and pose as a 12 yr. olf girl. lol

[Albin]

Posted: 7/18/03 at 4:49pm

sigh.....God help us.

Andrew,FPF,Tweedeldum...

You may think you are being witty, but sorry, you are not.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/20/03 at 10:06pm

My greatest concern is whether LittleBeckyTwoShoes will show up here as well. Heaven forfend!

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 7/20/03 at 10:59pm

Who was the one that was 10 years old and keep PM everyone saying "hello" and that is all.

[CJR]

Posted: 7/21/03 at 2:07am

Oooh I remember that one, Broadwaylady... I can't think of the board name though.... I can take a little FPF... just no Tamimi!!!

[Maggie]

Posted: 7/21/03 at 9:03am

I remember that one too....I think his/her name was Brit!