Hello my dear. How are you? You will find my real identity at the end of this message. I suggest you read this first. It has been a long time Dolly. Remember those hot nights we spent together in Barbados at the Marriott Courtyard? Ah Dolly, we did spend some nice times together over at the Broadway.com message board. Not only did we hit it off right away, but our interaction cuaght the attention of nearly every single Broadway.com member.
And now Dolly, I am here to watch over you. Every single move you make will be commented on by myself. Do you know who I am YET? If not, you must have mashed potatoes for brains. Go back into the old days Dolly, and try to remember. Bells Are Ringing, Noises Off, Guys & Dolls.
I know you know who I am by NOW!
But don't stop reading just yet my dearest...
I am not so much a fan of Faith Prince anymore, and I have grown into 53 year old man. Not only am I the funniest guy this side of 34th street, but I am the best usher IN THE WORLD!
Geeze, I've never been to Barbados--and my passport will attest to the fact. FaithPrinceFan must be mistaking me for some other strikingly handsome, debonair and witty man who frequents the message boards. Sorry to disappoint you, Mama!
Gosh by golly! It really is FaithPrinceFan! I checked your profile and you are the one and only Andrew Carden, star of the Amazon.Com reviews. I'm terribly disappointed to learn that you're still alive.
Ah, Dollypop. We both know that YOU are the dead one! Stop trying to fool yourself Dolly. I always knew you were a few blocks short. So Dolly, how have you been passing time? Beating up little children? Stalking theatre celebrities? Or maybe just plaing with yourself?
Hugs & Kisses, Mama Rose (or the artist formerly known FaithPrinceFan)
I must inform you Dolly on the fact that I had a sex change. I am Ethel Merman, Angela Lansbury, Tyne Daly & Bernadette Peters in one single organism. I'm not Andrew anymore, so don't call me that. You can choose whichever of the 4 you like most to call me.
Oh, and I'm so happy that I received my millionith emmy nomination today! I got rhythm!
Are you a stalker? Please leave your feuds from other times and places there. We've got a pretty good thing going here, and the attitude in this post really doesn't mesh with it.
I don't believe it is really Faithprincefan. Remember, little Andrew was only 12 on last years Broadway.com. This is not his style of writing or use of grammer. I think it someone else fooling around. Maybe Albin?
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
I wonder what ever happened to CutiePie from Broadway.com as well. I think all the verbal lashings they received no doubt drove them away. But it was probably just someone trying to be funny and pose as a 12 yr. olf girl. lol
Who was the one that was 10 years old and keep PM everyone saying "hello" and that is all.
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."