My Dearest Dollypop...

Hello my dear. How are you? You will find my real identity at the end of this message. I suggest you read this first. It has been a long time Dolly. Remember those hot nights we spent together in Barbados at the Marriott Courtyard? Ah Dolly, we did spend some nice times together over at the Broadway.com message board. Not only did we hit it off right away, but our interaction cuaght the attention of nearly every single Broadway.com member.

And now Dolly, I am here to watch over you. Every single move you make will be commented on by myself. Do you know who I am YET? If not, you must have mashed potatoes for brains. Go back into the old days Dolly, and try to remember. Bells Are Ringing, Noises Off, Guys & Dolls.

I know you know who I am by NOW!

But don't stop reading just yet my dearest...

I am not so much a fan of Faith Prince anymore, and I have grown into 53 year old man. Not only am I the funniest guy this side of 34th street, but I am the best usher IN THE WORLD!

Hugs & Kisses,
FaithPrinceFan (now MamaRose)

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Gosh by golly! It really is FaithPrinceFan! I checked your profile and you are the one and only Andrew Carden, star of the Amazon.Com reviews. I'm terribly disappointed to learn that you're still alive.

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I must inform you Dolly on the fact that I had a sex change. I am Ethel Merman, Angela Lansbury, Tyne Daly & Bernadette Peters in one single organism. I'm not Andrew anymore, so don't call me that. You can choose whichever of the 4 you like most to call me.

Oh, and I'm so happy that I received my millionith emmy nomination today! I got rhythm!

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You've got to be kidding.

I mean, bless his heart.

I don't know who he is, but I'm a scared. LOL

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Hi Andrew...remember me??

Play nice or else

Oh. My. GAWD.

Why am I frightned?!

I wonder what ever happened to CutiePie from Broadway.com as well. I think all the verbal lashings they received no doubt drove them away. But it was probably just someone trying to be funny and pose as a 12 yr. olf girl. lol

My greatest concern is whether LittleBeckyTwoShoes will show up here as well. Heaven forfend!

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Oooh I remember that one, Broadwaylady... I can't think of the board name though.... I can take a little FPF... just no Tamimi!!!

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