I'm not sure I want to be at a show where performers share their bodily fluids with me. I don't know. If some of Bryan Cranston's bodily fluids ended up on my face, I wouldn't care so much. Neil Patrick Harris?...I'll pass.
I agree about the sleeping. I've sometimes gone to shows the evening I get into the city from FL. I usually leave at 6am, get no sleep on the plane, get to the city, deal with the crazy traffic, get food, etc. There's occasions I've made it to a show, a great one, and I've fallen asleep without meaning to, not completely out fallen asleep, snoring like crazy, but my eyes have closed and I've been out for 5 minutes before in spite of myself. I'd much rather have someone fall asleep than the annoying-as-F*CK girls I had to deal with at one of the shows I went to a few months ago: taking selfies, reacting loudly to every single line, talking to each other, and texting throughout. I wish I could've spit on them.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"