New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell- Page 2
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell
Broadway Star Joined: 4/17/10
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #25
Posted: 12/18/11 at 1:45amWhile Jan Maxwell walked away virtually unscathed, the minivan was totaled. Updated On: 12/18/11 at 01:45 AM
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #26
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:07amWhen Jan Maxwell does a push-up she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the earth down.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #27
Posted: 12/18/11 at 8:29am
Jan Maxwell is the greatest star.
She is by far.
And certain people oughta know it.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #28
Posted: 12/18/11 at 9:04amI understand she can be contacted at gmail@janmaxwell.com.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #29
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:18pm
Jan Maxwell...how do I begin to describe Jan Maxwell?
Jan Maxwell is flawless.
I hear her Tonys bag is insured for $10,000.
One time she punched me in the face...it was awesome.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #30
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:27pmAs nice as it is to see so much devotion to miss maxwell it should be given to all performers and not just those we adore.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #31
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:57pmYou know what I really like about that blonde chick that stars in ANYTHING GOES? How much she reminds me of Jan Maxwell.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #32
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:09pm
"As nice as it is to see so much devotion to miss maxwell it should be given to all performers and not just those we adore."
No.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #33
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:14pmWhy not, i mean miss maxwell is very talented but she is not the end all, her acting is first rate but her singing voice while pleasant and emotive is nothing terribly special, and suggesting her for such vocally demanding roles as dianna and norma desmond is impratical, jan would blow her voice in a week in those parts.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #34
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:16pm
Dude, there's this thing called humor.
Are you sensing it yet?
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #35
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:19pmYes but the norma one was serious, so i'm addressing it as i can.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #37
Posted: 12/18/11 at 8:35pm
Jan Maxwell not only invented the Internet, she created all of SimCity one afternoon when she was bored.
On her off day, Jan Maxwell coaches Meryl Streep in Scene Study and Celtic dialects.
Jan Maxwell doesn't change into a leotard to sing "Lucy/Jesse". She puts on a suit to fight crime.
Theatre marquee. Five words. Jan Maxwell IS Nancy Grace.
Updated On: 12/19/11 at 08:35 PM
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #38
Posted: 12/18/11 at 9:10pmThat's five, but hey, who's counting?
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #39
Posted: 12/18/11 at 11:30pmMy bank account just drained at the thought of that. I would see it 8 days a week.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #40
Posted: 12/19/11 at 12:02ambest thread ever. Jan Maxwell for president in 2012!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #41
Posted: 12/19/11 at 2:09am
She needs to eat some red meat, like a Hot Dog from John's cart on 46th and Bway West side.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #42
Posted: 12/20/11 at 9:55amI call for a friendly amendment, Jordan: Starbuck's to be renamed Maxwell House.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #44
Posted: 12/20/11 at 11:21am
Threadjack: Paul Lynde for Maxwell House.
http://youtu.be/mZjXm_1wgG4
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #45
Posted: 12/20/11 at 2:49pmI hear they're working on a revival production just as a vehicle for Jan Maxwell. Maybe you know it? DREAMGIRL.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #46
Posted: 12/20/11 at 8:51pm
Not bad, Sean. I'm eager to hear Jan tell herself she's not going!
Unless of course you mean the 1945 Elmer Rice play Dream Girl (or its musical version, Skyscraper, Sammy Cahn/Jimmy Van Heusen, Julie Harris, 5 tony nominations including best musical and best actress, 1965).
If it's a revival of the latter, Jan would be ideal. As long as she were cast as the skyscraper.
Updated On: 12/22/11 at 08:51 PM
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #47
Posted: 12/20/11 at 10:50pm
Nah, you were right the first time.
But the second aint too bad either.
New BWW Rules Regarding Jan Maxwell #48
Posted: 12/20/11 at 11:49pmThe ozone layer is fixed a little bit each time she passes gas.
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