#26
Posted: 12/18/11 at 1:45am
While Jan Maxwell walked away virtually unscathed, the minivan was totaled.
Updated On: 12/18/11 at 01:45 AM
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#27
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:07am
When Jan Maxwell does a push-up she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the earth down.
#28
Posted: 12/18/11 at 8:29am
Jan Maxwell is the greatest star.
She is by far.
And certain people oughta know it.
She is by far.
And certain people oughta know it.
#29
Posted: 12/18/11 at 9:04am
I understand she can be contacted at gmail@janmaxwell.com.
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#30
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:18pm
Jan Maxwell...how do I begin to describe Jan Maxwell?
Jan Maxwell is flawless.
I hear her Tonys bag is insured for $10,000.
One time she punched me in the face...it was awesome.
Jan Maxwell is flawless.
I hear her Tonys bag is insured for $10,000.
One time she punched me in the face...it was awesome.
#31
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:27pm
As nice as it is to see so much devotion to miss maxwell it should be given to all performers and not just those we adore.
#32
Posted: 12/18/11 at 3:57pm
You know what I really like about that blonde chick that stars in ANYTHING GOES? How much she reminds me of Jan Maxwell.
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#33
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:09pm
"As nice as it is to see so much devotion to miss maxwell it should be given to all performers and not just those we adore."
No.
No.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#34
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:14pm
Why not, i mean miss maxwell is very talented but she is not the end all, her acting is first rate but her singing voice while pleasant and emotive is nothing terribly special, and suggesting her for such vocally demanding roles as dianna and norma desmond is impratical, jan would blow her voice in a week in those parts.
#35
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:16pm
Dude, there's this thing called humor.
Are you sensing it yet?
Are you sensing it yet?
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#36
Posted: 12/18/11 at 4:19pm
Yes but the norma one was serious, so i'm addressing it as i can.
#38
Posted: 12/18/11 at 8:35pm
Jan Maxwell not only invented the Internet, she created all of SimCity one afternoon when she was bored.
On her off day, Jan Maxwell coaches Meryl Streep in Scene Study and Celtic dialects.
Jan Maxwell doesn't change into a leotard to sing "Lucy/Jesse". She puts on a suit to fight crime.
Theatre marquee. Five words. Jan Maxwell IS Nancy Grace.
On her off day, Jan Maxwell coaches Meryl Streep in Scene Study and Celtic dialects.
Jan Maxwell doesn't change into a leotard to sing "Lucy/Jesse". She puts on a suit to fight crime.
Theatre marquee. Five words. Jan Maxwell IS Nancy Grace.
Updated On: 12/19/11 at 08:35 PM
#39
Posted: 12/18/11 at 9:10pm
That's five, but hey, who's counting?
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#40
Posted: 12/18/11 at 11:30pm
My bank account just drained at the thought of that. I would see it 8 days a week.
#41
Posted: 12/19/11 at 12:02am
best thread ever. Jan Maxwell for president in 2012!!!
#42
Posted: 12/19/11 at 2:09am
She needs to eat some red meat, like a Hot Dog from John's cart on 46th and Bway West side.
#43
Posted: 12/20/11 at 9:55am
I call for a friendly amendment, Jordan: Starbuck's to be renamed Maxwell House.
#45
Posted: 12/20/11 at 11:21am
Threadjack: Paul Lynde for Maxwell House.
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Updated On: 12/20/11 at 11:21 AM
#46
Posted: 12/20/11 at 2:49pm
I hear they're working on a revival production just as a vehicle for Jan Maxwell. Maybe you know it? DREAMGIRL.
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#47
Posted: 12/20/11 at 8:51pm
Not bad, Sean. I'm eager to hear Jan tell herself she's not going!
Unless of course you mean the 1945 Elmer Rice play Dream Girl (or its musical version, Skyscraper, Sammy Cahn/Jimmy Van Heusen, Julie Harris, 5 tony nominations including best musical and best actress, 1965).
If it's a revival of the latter, Jan would be ideal. As long as she were cast as the skyscraper.
Unless of course you mean the 1945 Elmer Rice play Dream Girl (or its musical version, Skyscraper, Sammy Cahn/Jimmy Van Heusen, Julie Harris, 5 tony nominations including best musical and best actress, 1965).
If it's a revival of the latter, Jan would be ideal. As long as she were cast as the skyscraper.
Updated On: 12/22/11 at 08:51 PM
#48
Posted: 12/20/11 at 10:50pm
Nah, you were right the first time.
But the second aint too bad either.
But the second aint too bad either.
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#49
Posted: 12/20/11 at 11:49pm
The ozone layer is fixed a little bit each time she passes gas.
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