New roles for Carol Channing

[LuvUrBatBoy]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:48pm

So BroadwayGuy and I think that Carol Channing would make an amazing Elphaba.

"Sho if you cyare to fyind me...lyook to the Weshtern Sky!

I also think she would make an amazing final Aida

"Oh my gyod! We lead shuch Eyaborate Livesh!"

And I tingle at the thought of her tour-de-force performance as Rod in Avenue Q

"I cyant wait to eat her pusshy agyain!!!!!"


Thoughts? :)

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:51pm

"I cyant wait to eat her pusshy agyain!!!!!"

Matt_G approves of this LuvUrBatBoy creature.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:51pm

so does Broadwayguy2.

Hold me, Bat Boy!

[Derek2]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:52pm

Hahaha I have to agree with you on that one. I was actually standing in front of my bedroom door thinking to myself "Carol hasn't done too much lately". I wasn't really thinking of those roles lol, but you def. made me laugh!:)

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:52pm

Jafar if Disney ever makes a stage musical of ALADDIN.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:52pm

I would pay $500 to see Carol Channing as Eliza Dolittle in My Fair Lady.

[LuvUrBatBoy]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:53pm

OOh I love me some Carol...my friends and I decided during the Tonys that she was actually an Avenue Q puppet being operated by LL Cool J : )

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:54pm

How about Donna in Mamma Mia?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:55pm

I would love to see her as Cinderella, personally.

[LuvUrBatBoy]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:56pm

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it!!!!

I Can see it now!

CAROL CHANNING

IS

HEDWIG and the Angry Inch!!!!!

"My shex chyange operation got botched!"

[eyeonbroadway]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:57pm

No, no LovUrBatBoy!! Now I'm ALWAYS going to hear Carol's voice doing Ave Q! Love your concept here,though...I'm guessing this thread has endless possibilities...

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:57pm

I think I would give my left nut to see that.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:58pm

ha ha ha ha ha

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:02pm

Carol Channing rocks my socks. She's even on my screen saver in this lovely picture.

If she were just a few years younger...

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:04pm

...she could be your Great Grandmother.

[midtowngym]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:05pm

I think i saw Carol Channing in Dracula. Wasn't she one of the undead?

(just a joke.)

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:06pm

No, but she did get her clothes blown off in the first act.

[LuvUrBatBoy]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:13pm

Wow...carol channing's clothes being blown off...

yep I think I just felt my penis shrink 3 sizes.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:14pm

at least it's still there. Mine retracted inside my body with that thought.

[broadwaystar2b]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:16pm

Carol as Sarah in Dance of the Vampires
Weee alwayzzz dreeeem!
I can sooooo see an Encores revival

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:17pm

OUCH! Poor BatBoy and Matt!

I think mine did too.....

[Marquise]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:22pm

this thread has me laughing my @ss off. u guys are crazy!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:24pm

Why nobody thinks she would make an amazing Belle is beyond me.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:26pm

I can see her performing Shakalaka Baby in Bombay Dreams. The eyes...the lips...the wet sari....

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:27pm

Eat your heart out, Janet Jackson.