New roles for Carol Channing

[LuvUrBatBoy]

New roles for Carol Channing#0

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:48pm

So BroadwayGuy and I think that Carol Channing would make an amazing Elphaba.

"Sho if you cyare to fyind me...lyook to the Weshtern Sky!

I also think she would make an amazing final Aida

"Oh my gyod! We lead shuch Eyaborate Livesh!"

And I tingle at the thought of her tour-de-force performance as Rod in Avenue Q

"I cyant wait to eat her pusshy agyain!!!!!"


Thoughts? :)

Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#1

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:51pm

"I cyant wait to eat her pusshy agyain!!!!!"

Matt_G approves of this LuvUrBatBoy creature.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[broadwayguy2]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#2

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:51pm

so does Broadwayguy2.

Hold me, Bat Boy!

[Derek2]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#3

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:52pm

Hahaha I have to agree with you on that one. I was actually standing in front of my bedroom door thinking to myself "Carol hasn't done too much lately". I wasn't really thinking of those roles lol, but you def. made me laugh!:)

[StickToPriest]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#4

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:52pm

Jafar if Disney ever makes a stage musical of ALADDIN.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

[Mister Matt]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#5

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:52pm

I would pay $500 to see Carol Channing as Eliza Dolittle in My Fair Lady.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[LuvUrBatBoy]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#6

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:53pm

OOh I love me some Carol...my friends and I decided during the Tonys that she was actually an Avenue Q puppet being operated by LL Cool J : )

Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.

[broadwayguy2]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#7

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:54pm

How about Donna in Mamma Mia?

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#8

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:55pm

I would love to see her as Cinderella, personally.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[LuvUrBatBoy]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#9

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:56pm

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it!!!!

I Can see it now!

CAROL CHANNING

IS

HEDWIG and the Angry Inch!!!!!

"My shex chyange operation got botched!"

Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.

[eyeonbroadway]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#10

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:57pm

No, no LovUrBatBoy!! Now I'm ALWAYS going to hear Carol's voice doing Ave Q! Love your concept here,though...I'm guessing this thread has endless possibilities...

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#11

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:57pm

I think I would give my left nut to see that.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[broadwayguy2]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#12

Posted: 8/18/04 at 4:58pm

ha ha ha ha ha

[MatthewAddison]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#13

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:02pm

Carol Channing rocks my socks. She's even on my screen saver in this lovely picture.

If she were just a few years younger...

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#14

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:04pm

...she could be your Great Grandmother.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[midtowngym]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#15

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:05pm

I think i saw Carol Channing in Dracula. Wasn't she one of the undead?

(just a joke.)

'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#16

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:06pm

No, but she did get her clothes blown off in the first act.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[LuvUrBatBoy]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#17

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:13pm

Wow...carol channing's clothes being blown off...

yep I think I just felt my penis shrink 3 sizes.

Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#18

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:14pm

at least it's still there. Mine retracted inside my body with that thought.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[broadwaystar2b]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#19

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:16pm

Carol as Sarah in Dance of the Vampires
Weee alwayzzz dreeeem!
I can sooooo see an Encores revival

[broadwayguy2]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#20

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:17pm

OUCH! Poor BatBoy and Matt!

I think mine did too.....

[Marquise]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#21

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:22pm

this thread has me laughing my @ss off. u guys are crazy!

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#22

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:24pm

Why nobody thinks she would make an amazing Belle is beyond me.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[Mister Matt]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#23

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:26pm

I can see her performing Shakalaka Baby in Bombay Dreams. The eyes...the lips...the wet sari....

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[Matt_G]

re: New roles for Carol Channing#24

Posted: 8/18/04 at 5:27pm

Eat your heart out, Janet Jackson.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."