One Week Till PICASSO!!!

Now...as many of you no...I'm quite demure. I would never think of shamelessly shilling my gigs. NEVER!!!

But...

PICASSO AT THE LAPIN AGILE opens a week from tonight at the Manhattan Theatre Source and it's looking to be pretty great. Unlike my last show, this is a true ensemble effort and I'm surrounded by exemplary talent. It's a privilege and an honor to be performing with every single cast member.

So...how do you go about getting tickets? I'm so glad you asked! Head on over to the link below and buy as many as you'd like (we'd really love to fill the first two weeks to get the word of mouth going). Note that there is a $3 discount for the first three performances...so get your penny-saving butts on down to one of the lovliest areas of the city. And be sure you say 'hi' afterwards. I do sign...unless my record company says not to!


Tickets to PICASSO

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Robbie J,

I feel compelled to ask the 10 most common questions:

1. What performance, if any will you be missing
2. Who will be your replacement
3. Where is the stage door?
4. Are there any discount codes?
5. Are there obstructed views?
6. Is there a student rush policy?
7. What does the lead smell like?
8. What merchandise will be available?
9. What is there to eat nearby?
10. Is it going to extend or move to Broadway?

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Updated On: 10/27/05 at 04:54 PM

Craig,

How could I forget the most important information?????

1. What performance, if any will you be missing
Barring an upper-respiratory infection, a neck injury or a hang-nail, I plan on making EVERY performance

2. Who will be your replacement
Sutton

3. Where is the stage door?
Stage door??? This is off-off Broadway...we're lucky they're bathrooms. The front door is the stage door.

4. Are there any discount codes?
Don't you read my posts??? $3 off for the first 3 shows. Geez, I'm gonna get carpel tunnel repeating myself!!

5. Are there obstructed views?
Only when my zaftig relatives are in the house.

6. Is there a student rush policy?
GOOD GOD NO! Last thing I want is a group of unshowered Tisch students asking me what it 'felt' like to be Einstein

7. What does the lead smell like?
Chicken and Waffles and Irish Spring

8. What merchandise will be available?
Copies of 'The Cast of Picasso Recipe Book and Guide to Physics'. No proceeds will be donated to charity.

9. What is there to eat nearby?
For real, a GREAT place called North Square, on the corner of Waverly and Macdougal. A little pricey, but worth it for the yummy food, fab cocktails, spectacular bar staff and wonderful decor!

10. Is it going to extend or move to Broadway?
We're in talks with the Weisslers...but I fear Melanie might replace me.

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Can you throw some in? Don't get huffy! I'm just asking!

Updated On: 4/29/04 at 05:01 PM

Updated On: 10/27/05 at 05:07 PM

Well RobbieJ is playing EINSTEIN - so for those in doubt.. PICASSO AT THE LAPIN AGILE *IS* a comedy

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Voiceanth wrote, "La Verruso will be there...at EVERY ONE of the shows..."

So there's no avoiding you???

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Save it for Namo.

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I was out of the loop on all this so let me weigh in by saying having witnessed Robbiej in his last tour-de-force I can't wait for this one...the ONLY thing I'd like to have happen a lil bit differently, is maybe this time I won't have to shave his back before the show.... Oh and bring him the 12 hairless Latin men for, um, what he called inspiration. All Hail the Robbiej!

Hail MARY!

Eddie,

This time I need twelve Buddhists to lead me in naked Bikram yoga before I open.

Work on that.

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oooh--I would love naked yoga from THAT one!!

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