This Wednesday on Bravo.
OMG, I just creamed my pants.
Updated On: 1/20/13 at 11:15 PM
YES!
It's Top Chef night though. I would love her even more on Housewife night.
Ugh, me too! I know she's said she doesn't watch Housewives, but I'd still love her take on it.
She should have been there when Kenya did "Gone with the Wind Fabulous".
LOL. I wish. Although I'm starting to enjoy Kenya's campiness and outrageousness.
Haven't seen tonight's episode yet, but Team Phaedra. Funky donkey!
Patti would be interesting with Yolanda, too. "Shh, Patti, my husband is playing."
Updated On: 1/20/13 at 11:30 PM
I am also Team Phaedra, but Kenya is really starting to come up with some classic Housewives lines.
LOL, Imagine Yolanda shushing Patti......
What I'd love is for Patti to join The Real Housewives of NYC.
I've actually been wishing they would add a Broadway actress or an aspiring actress. Theater is a major part of NYC.
I had to check to see what was "Watch What Happens Live". It's the show with Andy Cohen. Patti will be appearing along with someone named Billy Eichner. from RC in Austin, Texas
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Billy Eichner's show "Billy on the Street" is hysterical. He was a hoot when Cohen had Streep on Watch What Happens, so I'm sure he'll be a great match for LuPone.
Here's the clip of Billy freaking out Meryl:
Meryl Fucking Streep!!!
Maybe he'll do a bit where he takes pictures of Patti as she's talking with Andy. Ruh roh. from RC in Austin, Texas
Andy will shat in his pants for sure......wonder what game they will play. Any guesses?
"I've actually been wishing they would add a Broadway actress or an aspiring actress."
They'd never do that cause an aspiring actress would be too poor. It's all about bringing the bling, bitchez.
Andy will probably ask her his typical deep, probing questions like "ever make out with a guy in a theater restroom?"...and then they'll all drink shotskis.
He'll ask her about her and Mandy where they got it on.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/15/07
She's going to not answer a single "Plead the Fifth" question. She'll weasel her way out of any awkward/marry, shag, kill/name names. Probably something along the lines of "Mary, Shag, or Kill: Andrew Llyod Webber, Glenn Close, Bill Smitrovich."
They'd never do that cause an aspiring actress would be too poor. It's all about bringing the bling, bitchez
While I do agree, sometimes the franchise does add a struggling housewife to show some juxtaposition to the other ladies. Ie: Brandi on Beverly Hills and Lauri on the first season of Orange Country.
I think a Broadway actress who isn't currently in a show would be a ton of fun. If they got Carole Radziwill to do it, I'm sure they could sway a Broadway actress to do it.
Updated On: 1/21/13 at 05:30 PM
This is going to be a show to remember.
Carolee Carmello would be amazing, but that definitely would not happen.
Jenny Powers would be fun, if she's not too young. (HOW is Brandi 40?!?)
Not answer Plead the 5th? I'm sure she'll answer every one of them unless it's something like "Pick Your Favorite Co-Star: Boyd Gaines, Audra McDonald, or Laura Benanti".
I was thinking Carolee! But she actually lives in a wealthy Jersey suburb, and clearly she has NOTHING in common with the Jersey ladies.
Jenny Powers is 33. Not too young for the franchise, but the ages of RHONY skews older. And Brandi really does look great. Love her.
The guest bartender that night will be Ben Rimalower, of Patti Issues.
What happened to Patti? The guide says Kimora Lee Simmons...............noooooooooooooo
Yeah, i saw that to and was like WTF!!!
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