Patti's updated her ramblings

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Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 2:36am

These aren't the juiciest of ramblings,- but as someone who was looking to ditch Wachovia? It's a cautionary tale. Damnitol.



Patti's Ramblings.

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Updated On: 9/30/06 at 02:36 AM

#2

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 6:59am

NO PATTI! DONT BUY THE BAGGED SPINICH!








SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE HER!!

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#3

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 7:56am

that whole thing about the American Express was hilarious, but i feel bad for her about the PIN number
but it was funny how she said it
:P
i love Patti

#4

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:00am

I love how Patti is the only person who can make that story compelling.

#5

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:22am

Oh, Patti! lol!

I love how she is so passionate about every day life.

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#6

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:49am

She closed her account. That'll teach 'em!

~~~rolls eyes~~~

Updated On: 9/30/06 at 10:49 AM

#7

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:49am

Oh my God! She makes my day, hands down.

" I want my old PIN because it is in honor of my dead cat.".

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#8

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:52am

Dead cats and murdered grandfathers... oh, Patti...

#9

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 1:10pm

holy crap. that was hilarious. she's insane and i love her. i love how she gets her assisstant to type things for her.

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#10

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 1:13pm

Patti is probably the only person on earth who can get away with this... and make it hilarious. How can you NOT love her?

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#11

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 1:15pm

She's fabulous. End of story.

#12

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 4:23pm

She needs a One Women Show. Now.

#13

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 5:47pm

You think that the bank would have some respect for her because of who she is...but, whatever- ignorant corporate America.

#14

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 5:56pm

I give her serious props for being able to make that story interesting. That was hysterical. I've never read her ramblings before. *Goes back to read previous ones.*

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re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 6:01pm

DRS- I wouldn't call Patti "big" and I also would hope that even if they DID know who she was, that she'd get teh same service as the rest of us normal schlubs.

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#16

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:24pm

maybe in some cosmic way her card was denied so she wouldnt die from bagged spinach

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#17

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 9:43pm

Eh. I hate to be the only sore one, but I don't think it was that funny. After almost 15 years of inactivity, I would assume a bank might want to update things a little. Bah. That's just me though. She bothers me anyhow, so I'm biased.

I'm interested to see what she has to say about her favorite Sweeney castmates, though. And who isn't listed.

#18

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 9:49pm

Katrin who?

#19

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:03pm

I wish she would rant more often. And others would rant less.

She is perfection.

#20

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:22pm

Volleyballer, I don't think the card has been inactive for 15 years, I think she's had that password for 15 years, I may be wrong.

#21

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 9/30/06 at 11:25pm

Her ramblings always make me laugh.

With her career (highs and lows) and life experiences (airport security), the woman needs an Elaine Stritch-like one-woman show.

#22

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 10/1/06 at 12:57am

How many one-woman-shows does a person need??? Patti already has The Lady With The Torch, Coulda Woulda Shoulda, and Matter of the Heart in repertory, and has already done Patti Lupone Live On Broadway. She's got the one-woman-show thing covered. What we need is an autobiography!

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#23

re: Patti's updated her ramblings

Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:14pm

Yankee- I believe Katrin is her assisstant.

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-jess- "I think every actor on the stage should have a shirt that says,'believe it or not-I'm doing my best.'" -Alan Rickman