Patti's updated her ramblings

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 2:36am

These aren't the juiciest of ramblings,- but as someone who was looking to ditch Wachovia? It's a cautionary tale. Damnitol.



Patti's Ramblings.

Updated On: 9/30/06 at 02:36 AM

[dirty rotten guy]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 6:59am

NO PATTI! DONT BUY THE BAGGED SPINICH!








SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE HER!!

[bwayondabrain]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 7:56am

that whole thing about the American Express was hilarious, but i feel bad for her about the PIN number
but it was funny how she said it
:P
i love Patti

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:00am

I love how Patti is the only person who can make that story compelling.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:22am

Oh, Patti! lol!

I love how she is so passionate about every day life.

[morosco]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:49am

She closed her account. That'll teach 'em!

~~~rolls eyes~~~ Updated On: 9/30/06 at 10:49 AM

[GYPSY1527]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:49am

Oh my God! She makes my day, hands down.

" I want my old PIN because it is in honor of my dead cat.".

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:52am

Dead cats and murdered grandfathers... oh, Patti...

[anotherhundredpeople]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 1:10pm

holy crap. that was hilarious. she's insane and i love her. i love how she gets her assisstant to type things for her.

[Sondheim Geek]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 1:13pm

Patti is probably the only person on earth who can get away with this... and make it hilarious. How can you NOT love her?

[luvliza89]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 1:15pm

She's fabulous. End of story.

[ILoveMyDictionary]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 4:23pm

She needs a One Women Show. Now.

[DRSisLove]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 5:47pm

You think that the bank would have some respect for her because of who she is...but, whatever- ignorant corporate America.

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 5:56pm

I give her serious props for being able to make that story interesting. That was hysterical. I've never read her ramblings before. *Goes back to read previous ones.*

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 6:01pm

DRS- I wouldn't call Patti "big" and I also would hope that even if they DID know who she was, that she'd get teh same service as the rest of us normal schlubs.

[emo_geek]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:24pm

maybe in some cosmic way her card was denied so she wouldnt die from bagged spinach

[thevolleyballer]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 9:43pm

Eh. I hate to be the only sore one, but I don't think it was that funny. After almost 15 years of inactivity, I would assume a bank might want to update things a little. Bah. That's just me though. She bothers me anyhow, so I'm biased.

I'm interested to see what she has to say about her favorite Sweeney castmates, though. And who isn't listed.

[Yankeefan007]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 9:49pm

Katrin who?

[sally1112]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:03pm

I wish she would rant more often. And others would rant less.

She is perfection.

[beachbum]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:22pm

Volleyballer, I don't think the card has been inactive for 15 years, I think she's had that password for 15 years, I may be wrong.

[timote316]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 11:25pm

Her ramblings always make me laugh.

With her career (highs and lows) and life experiences (airport security), the woman needs an Elaine Stritch-like one-woman show.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 10/1/06 at 12:57am

How many one-woman-shows does a person need??? Patti already has The Lady With The Torch, Coulda Woulda Shoulda, and Matter of the Heart in repertory, and has already done Patti Lupone Live On Broadway. She's got the one-woman-show thing covered. What we need is an autobiography!

[anotherhundredpeople]

Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:14pm

Yankee- I believe Katrin is her assisstant.