That's not what I meant and you know it.
I always picture you posing your constant stream of stupid questions, meant to frustrate, bait, and provoke, as you cackle in front of your keyboard. Wearing reading glasses. I don't know if you really are (wearing glasses), it's just part of the picture.
I'm sure you don't have them in your headshot, however. That would be ridiculous!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson