RAUL ESPARZA?- Page 9

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 12:06pm

*evil grin*

Oh, now I HAVE to know... that's what PMs are for, dearie!

[Broadwaybaby614]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 3:22pm

Insomniak knows not of my nightmare...very well, I shall go and fetch it from the Esparza Heads thread...hold please...

THis is from...6/29

"I had a dream last night that I had to sing "There's a Fine, Fine Line" from Avenue Q at my high school graduation. And lo and behold, John Tartaglia, Hunter Foster, RAUL, and the entire Tony nomination committee are sitting in the audience (Why, I do not know)

So I get up on stage and sing the first two lines and then my mind goes COMPLETELY blank. I can't finish the song because I don't know the words, and I'm petrified and just stand there on stage.

So then, after about 15 minutes, Raul gets up and throws a piece of cheesecake at me and yells "YOU SUCK!!". So I run off the stage in tears. Hunter and John are saying "Oh, it's okay, everyone gets nervous..."

And Raul finds me and says "I'm sorry I threw the cheesecake, but you really do suck. Learn how to sing and LEARN THE SONG before you embarass me in front of all those people."

And then my boyfriend comes along and says "I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who Raul Esparza does not respect."

WHAT THE HELL????"

At first it scared me, then it made me sad, and then I found it hilarious. I've also had dreams involving John Tartaglia, Harvey Fierstein, and Nancy Opel, to name a few. They were weeeeeeeeeeeird.

Anyone else with weird, semi-G-rated dreams they'd like to share? Sorry for hijacking the thead.

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 4:18pm

LMAO emcee! Leopard print? Oh lord, I don't want to know, especially after the sparkly pants episode. And the other dream... Do tell!

No dream about Raul last night. Oh well, it's not like it was the last time I'll ever sleep!

Updated On: 8/7/04 at 04:18 PM

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 4:23pm

Wow- those Raul dreams are SO strange!! The cheesecake one is especially weird...

I once had a dream where I was in a car, and a police car pulls my car over. And so I go into a state of panic, until I see the officer, and it's no other than...ADAM PASCAL!! And he said that he was taking me "down town" and starts singing the finale of Taboo. So I start freaking out because I thought he was going to arrest me (and also freak out because it's Adam standing there) so I faint. And when I wake up, I see Harvey Firestein standing over me. I woke up freaked out... But that's the only one I've ever had.

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 4:32pm

What if he was the kind of cop that strips, like at bachelorette parties?!

[Broadwaybaby614]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 4:34pm

*drool*

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 4:43pm

Oh happy day!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 5:24pm

You guys are great. I wish I had a dream to share.

Broadwaybaby, I'm sorry about the cheesecake thing. But it was very funny.

Broadwaydiva, did Adam handcuff you when you were arrested?

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 5:27pm

Maybe he did it so he could recognize her.

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 6:53pm

I wish he was a cop that stripped! Hehehe... *thinks evil thoughts*

I think Broadwaybaby has the best though- how many people can say they've had Raul throw a cheesecake at them??

Updated On: 8/7/04 at 06:53 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 7:54pm

I'd rather be handcuffed by Adam than have a cheesecake thrown at me by Raul, but that's my opinion.

[Thoroughly Modern Cara]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 9:45pm

haha MNIL I was thinkin the same thing when I read that about the cop! I was wondering if there was a striptease involved in that arrest! Ohhh looks like Cara needs to take a cold shower now!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:06pm

*sings*
I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs...

LMAO. You guys are too funny. And my non-leopard print Adam dreams are NOT G-rated by ANY means; I will not share on the boards, thank you very much!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:07pm

So... where is everyone? Are we all here?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:08pm

ROLL CALL! God. I really do need to get out more.

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:13pm

Love your icon Emcee!

Now that I think about it, it probably would be better to be handcuffed by Adam than being cheesecaked by Raul... Either way, I'd be in heaven.

I'm still up for Phonebook: The New Broadway Play starring Raul Esparza and Adam Pascal. Tickets on sale tomorrow exclusively for members of the I Love Raul and Adam BWW Club.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:15pm

That's not even real and I'm squealing with glee. I really am sad.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:16pm

*raises hand*

Here!

I am definetly buying the best seat in the house to Phonebook. Are there backstage passes?

Having a cheesecake thrown at you isn't much fun, but being handcuffed is another story.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:18pm

Handcuffs....

*retreats to her new home, in the gutter*

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:18pm

Backstage passes!! Since it's not real (though I hope one day it is), I say there are free backstage passes!! So we can all meet Raul and Adam after, and just.... if I think about it more, I think I might die because it's not real!!!

I bet if Raul and/or Adam are reading these threads, they're probably really freaked out.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:19pm

I'm goin' straight to Adam's dressing room and I'm bringing handcuffs... in the shower! *winks at emcee*

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:21pm

Hey! I said it wasn't G-rated!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:22pm

But I was just alluding to it, not giving details...

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:24pm

I know, I'm just kidding!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:25pm

Oh good.

So let's have a vote. Handcuffs/Adam/shower or cheesecake/Raul/dressing room.