"I wouldn't take joy in making fun of anyone under the age of 12 who is getting up on stage. They'll be the ones filling the seats of Broadway theatres in the near future."
A.) I wasn't taking joy-I was critiquing. They were AWFUL. If they want to be in the biz, they better get used to it. There are too many negatives to list, but they all sounded atrocious. I am sure their parents thought so too, they just didn't say it.
B.) Most of them will be managers at Taco Bell. Maybe one will get to Broadway, if they are lucky and find directors who don't let them perform out of tune and sounding like a dying bovine.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello