HIV is replaced with head lice in the grammar school version.
(beeeping)
"RID break!"
"You?"
"Me. You?"
"Me. Me."
[ROGER]
What'd you forget?
[MIMI]
Got a COMB?
[ROGER]
I know you? -- You're --
You're scratching....
[MIMI]
It's nothing
It's bugs, crabs or maybe mosqeet,
And I'm just a little
Weak on my feet
Would comb my nits out?
What are you staring at?
[ROGER]
Nothing, just the lice in the moonlight.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello