Posted: 2/23/16 at 6:12pm
Here's our latest review- the Lunt-Fontanne's lovely restrooms.
Things get a little personal in this one. Read, laugh enjoy!
Feel free to comment! We love hearing your Theatre experiences!
-The Great Porcelain Way
Posted: 2/23/16 at 7:23pm
How do you review a bathroom? Do you bring in a notepad while doing it?
Posted: 2/23/16 at 9:53pm
LOVE this!
Funny, well written and just enjoyable.
Please keep them coming!
Posted: 2/24/16 at 8:07am
Great but spare us the gory details next time. Too much info there .
Posted: 2/24/16 at 9:53am
Call_me_jorge said: "How do you review a bathroom? Do you bring in a notepad while doing it?
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That's about the gist of it.
Posted: 2/24/16 at 10:04am
Mr Roxy said: "Great but spare us the gory details next time. Too much info there .
I agree. Don't need the details of your bowel cleaning or the fact that you did not properly wipe yourself. I actually stopped reading at that point. Just not needed.
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Posted: 2/24/16 at 10:13am
uncageg said: "Mr Roxy said: "Great but spare us the gory details next time. Too much info there .
I agree. Don't need the details of your bowel cleaning or the fact that you did not properly wipe yourself. I actually stopped reading at that point. Just not needed.
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Sorry to hear you folks didn't appreciate that little bit of toilet humor. 
Fret not- it's not always that graphic.
Posted: 2/24/16 at 10:32am
@ GreatPorcelainWay:
Do yourself a HUGE favor and avoid any more potential "skid marks" on your drawers. Invest in a travel size pack of these:
Proper hygiene is a must.
Posted: 2/24/16 at 10:40am
LOL. Thank you, GreatPorcelainWay.
The Candy Crush thing reminds me of how the bathroom ushers at Les Miz always yell at people to not whip out their cell phones in the stall.
Posted: 2/24/16 at 10:41am
CarlosAlberto said: "@ GreatPorcelainWay:
Do yourself a HUGE favor and avoid any more potential "skid marks" on your drawers. Invest in a travel size pack of these:
Proper hygiene is a must.
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You have me crying laughing over here.
Sidebar: anyone know if they're handing these out at Hamilton.... those high ticket prices have GOT to cover SOME sort of perk...
Plus they must go through a lot of toilet paper to sop up people's tears during "Quiet Uptown"
Posted: 2/24/16 at 11:42am
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Posted: 2/24/16 at 12:02pm
lovebwy said: "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
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Pretty sure it wasn't meant as such, but given our sense of humor, we can't help but take this as the highest compliment possible.
Posted: 2/24/16 at 12:05pm
Frankly my dear, I do not give a crap about this.
Updated On: 2/24/16 at 12:05 PM
Posted: 2/24/16 at 7:50pm
lovebwy said: "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
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Then obviously you have not read most of your own posts.
Posted: 2/25/16 at 12:49am
Matt Rogers said: "lovebwy said: "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
I beg your pardon? Just what is THAT supposed to mean?
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Then obviously you have not read most of your own posts.
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