Here's our latest review- the Lunt-Fontanne's lovely restrooms.
Things get a little personal in this one. Read, laugh enjoy!
Feel free to comment! We love hearing your Theatre experiences!
-The Great Porcelain Way
How do you review a bathroom? Do you bring in a notepad while doing it?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/16
LOVE this!
Funny, well written and just enjoyable.
Please keep them coming!
Great but spare us the gory details next time. Too much info there .
Call_me_jorge said: "How do you review a bathroom? Do you bring in a notepad while doing it?
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That's about the gist of it.
Mr Roxy said: "Great but spare us the gory details next time. Too much info there .
I agree. Don't need the details of your bowel cleaning or the fact that you did not properly wipe yourself. I actually stopped reading at that point. Just not needed.
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uncageg said: "Mr Roxy said: "Great but spare us the gory details next time. Too much info there .
I agree. Don't need the details of your bowel cleaning or the fact that you did not properly wipe yourself. I actually stopped reading at that point. Just not needed.
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Sorry to hear you folks didn't appreciate that little bit of toilet humor. Fret not- it's not always that graphic.
Swing Joined: 2/24/16
@ GreatPorcelainWay:
Do yourself a HUGE favor and avoid any more potential "skid marks" on your drawers. Invest in a travel size pack of these:
Proper hygiene is a must.
LOL. Thank you, GreatPorcelainWay.
The Candy Crush thing reminds me of how the bathroom ushers at Les Miz always yell at people to not whip out their cell phones in the stall.
CarlosAlberto said: "@ GreatPorcelainWay:
Do yourself a HUGE favor and avoid any more potential "skid marks" on your drawers. Invest in a travel size pack of these:
Proper hygiene is a must.
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You have me crying laughing over here.
Sidebar: anyone know if they're handing these out at Hamilton.... those high ticket prices have GOT to cover SOME sort of perk...
Plus they must go through a lot of toilet paper to sop up people's tears during "Quiet Uptown"
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
lovebwy said: "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
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Pretty sure it wasn't meant as such, but given our sense of humor, we can't help but take this as the highest compliment possible.
Frankly my dear, I do not give a crap about this.
lovebwy said: "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
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Then obviously you have not read most of your own posts.
Matt Rogers said: "lovebwy said: "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
I beg your pardon? Just what is THAT supposed to mean?
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Then obviously you have not read most of your own posts.
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