Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical

[Mildred Plotka]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#1

Posted: 6/8/10 at 5:35am

Who would you cast?

Danielle: Idina Menzel
Dina: Julia Murney
Caroline: Patti LuPone
Theresa: Shoshana Bean
Jacqueline: Nathan Lane

"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"

[ljay889]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#2

Posted: 6/8/10 at 1:46pm

I was just thinking about this last night! I definitely thought of LuPone as Caroline.

Danielle has got to be one of the best reality "characters/villains" in recent years. A stage version of her could be delicious.
Updated On: 6/8/10 at 01:46 PM

[kchenofan]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#2

Posted: 6/8/10 at 1:50pm

I think Kristin Chenoweth looks just like Tamra from Real Housewives of OC.

http://tinypic.com/r/20acvur/6

kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

Updated On: 6/8/10 at 01:50 PM

[IdinaBellFoster]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#3

Posted: 6/8/10 at 1:55pm

Danielle: Idina Menzel (BRILLIANT Idea)
Theresa: Leslie Kritzer
Caroline: Patti LuPone
Dina: Alice Ripley
Jacqueline: Megan Hilty

"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards

[WiCkEDrOcKS]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#4

Posted: 6/8/10 at 3:08pm

I'd kill to hear Teresa's big 11:00 number "PROSTITUTION WHORE! (F*cking Engaged Nineteen Times)".

And of course they'd have to have a song called "Ham Game."

[nicholas24]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#5

Posted: 6/9/10 at 2:18am

OK...AS WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING AND RE-WATCHING THE DVDS OF THE HOUSEWIVES...HERE WE GO...

Caroline: Patti Lupone
Dina: Megan Hilty
Theresa: Katie Finneran
Danielle: Idina Menzel
Jacqueline: STEPHANIE J BLOCK!!!!!!!! THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!

[Mildred Plotka]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical#6

Posted: 6/9/10 at 2:25am

And the we have to think about the supporting cast. The backstabbing clothing shop owner. Jacqueline's daughter. Theresa's husband. Theresa's kids (Gucci, Pucci, Prada, Fendi, Saks 5th Avenue...)

And who is going to play Grandma Wrinkles? Jackie Hoffman?

"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"