yes, how dare they...why can't they do ORIGINAL musicals...I hate shows that have to resort to using source material!
Like that horrible FIDDLER ON THE ROOF (I'd much rather stay home and read the Sholom Alecheim stories instead of slogging my way through those unoriginal songs),
and MAME (the book AND the play AND the movie AUNTIE MAME all came before the musical...sheesh, like we hadn't had enough!).
HELLO DOLLY was just fine as "The Matchmaker", who needed to hear those terrible songs?
LES MISERABLE was fine as an old book, who wants to hear those characters sing??
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? 3 movies already, why did they bother??
as stated above, LIL ABNER, YOURE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN and ANNIE were doing just fine with 3 black and white inches in the paper, I didn't need to see all that color on stage!!
WEST SIDE STORY?? pa shaww!!! Shakespeare got it right with "Romeo & Juliet"...like we all needed another Bernstein/Sondheim score
and GYPSY!! I have a beaten up copy of the memoir by Miss Lee, I certainly have no place in my life for all that ingenious staging and fantastic storytelling and all that brilliant music or those staggering lyrics. Those hacks!! Didn't Robbins, Laurents, Styne & Sondheim have an original idea in their copy cat brains??
uh, shall I go on?

Relax kiddos, the proof is in the pudding
Updated On: 10/15/04 at 07:02 PM