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#2

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/23/06 at 6:30pm

LOVE HER! Saw her in 2002 in her show that I can't remember the name of but she opened with Holding Out For A Hero.
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#3

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/23/06 at 7:03pm

Saw this in L.A.; it's the tightest, most satisfying show she's ever put together. Think "Without You I'm Nothing" revisited, with the advantage of many years of fine-tuning her brand of comic abilities.
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#5

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/23/06 at 7:15pm

Sandra is back where she belongs: Off Broadway. She is amazing, so funny and witty, I wouldn't be surprised if Madonna attends to the opening of this.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-
#6

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/23/06 at 7:28pm

I would. I would be stunned.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#7

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 12:05pm

Ah, she's back! What a delight!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#8

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 12:23pm

And we were JUST talking about this? WHERE'S SANDY B?

SOOOOOOO Excited! ::Jerby faints again::

"Get me a Remy Martin with a WATERBACK ***DAMMIT! I know you like them, and I! Do! Too!"

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#9

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 12:41pm

This show was fab in L.A. Hysterical, as expected - but in the end quite moving - which was not. And SB was in amazing voice. I hope she sings "Don't Stop Believing" in NYC - best part of the show.
#10

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 12:48pm

I've seen most of her shows in the past 15 years or so and she's a favorite with my crowd (who quote her incessantly). And as for Madonna showing up, I wouldn't hold my breath on that one.

"Go ahead, see if I care, you can go and f*ck Madonna. And while you're at it, f*ck Martika!"

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#11

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 12:50pm

Ah the show of which I speak was called Hero Worship. The highlight for me was the the monologue AND song all about how Angie Harmon is lying about her age.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#12

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 1:02pm

Favorite line from I'm Still Here, Dammit:

In reference to Mariah:

'Gettin' all n*ggerish at the Royalton with Puffer. "My mama told me I'm black!"'

Only Bernhard is the only white person who could get away with this shockingly un-PC comment!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#13

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 1:11pm

I have lots of favorite Sandra quotes, but perhaps was my favorite when she was taking her bows at the end of "I'm Still Here...." She bent down and pointed at my friend and me sitting in the front row and yelled, "You guys rock. YOU guys rock!" I'm assuming we were her audience favorites that night, what with the uncontrollable laughter and all.
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#14

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 1:19pm

On Fiona Apple:

"Climb out of that dirty bathtub for starters and let's work our way forward".

On real women rockers vs whiny 90s alternative ones:

"...For God's sake, give me Ann and Nancy Wilson...you know that when these women sang a lyric they had LIVED it. (sings Heart medley) They lived it. They wrote it. They snorted it. They f@cked it. They did things that would break these little bitches in HALF!"

On Princess Di's death:

"When Tom Cruise talked about the number of times he had driven through that tunnel, it gave me the CHILLS. I said, "Tom that's the edgy sh!t that needs to go into your work, BABY".

On the Lewinsky scandal:

"'President Clinton did things in the Oval Office where President Reagan never even took off his jacket'. HONEY, President Reagan didn't even know he was wearing a jacket!!"
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#15

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 2:52pm

'Dammit' is genius! I have to download that CD onto my iPod.

'Then Jewell came up and surprised me!'
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#16

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 2:55pm

On Naomi Cambell:

"Oh she's a very accomplished singer. She had an album out a few years ago called Baby Woman. It was a big hit in JAPAN."

On Babs and Celine Dion:

"That Barbara is genius--always plotting. 'Get me Celine Dion on the phone! She sounds too much like me. I'm gonna ruin her career. I'm gonna find us a really sh!tty duet!'"
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Updated On: 2/26/06 at 02:55 PM

#17

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 2:57pm

I NEED to get the CD of Without You I'm Nothing. I remember laughing hysterically at a line that went something like:

I was at a party....Kenny Loggins and Sally Kellerman were in a corner singing songs from Porgy & Bess.

That images KILLS me!
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#19

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 3:48pm

That's because she was never in Les Mis.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#23

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 3:59pm

jrb,I read the info in your post. Still no idea. I don't watch a&e.


Updated On: 2/24/06 at 03:59 PM

#24

re: Sandra Bernhard has a new show!!

Posted: 2/24/06 at 4:01pm

Oops.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 2/24/06 at 04:01 PM

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