Sandra Bernhard has a new show!! Post your FAVE quotes of hers!- Page 2

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/24/06 at 4:03pm

Did anyone watch Reel Wild Cinema on USA about ten or so years ago? She was the host, and it is from that show we have my favorite Sandra quote:

"Personally, I never want to hear a doctor tell me he can lick my syphilis. No matter how soon he detects it."

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 2/24/06 at 4:05pm

We're thanking Margo for linking IMDb now?

[sanda]

Posted: 2/24/06 at 4:07pm

you seemed in a bad mood today, boy.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 2/24/06 at 4:08pm

And it got infinitely worse when you called me boy.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:57pm

a bump bump bump for Sandy B!

[AuditioningWaitress]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:19pm

Sandra is a true goddess!!!! I'm so looking forward to seeing this show!

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:02pm

i think her funniest quote was when she told Madonna in "Truth or Dare" she is dating a girl she doesn't like, but she was still dating her and she didn't know why.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:05pm

Here are her quotes that a friend and I actually use in daily life:

"Charmed."

"Why not?"

"wow. Wow. WOW! What a MINDF@CK!"

[Tirso de Molina]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:25pm

I have to admit that I can never quite disassociate Bernhard from Armistead Maupin's really wicked parody of her in the fifth volume of his Tales of the City series (Significant Others, the one where DeeDee and D'or go to the Wimminwood music festival). Whenever I see or listen to Sandra, the image of Maupin's self-absorbed legend-in-her-own-mind Sabra Landauer (lesbian poet and star of one-woman Broadway shows) keeps distracting me!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/7/06 at 11:49am

I have a new fave quote. They had a few in EW.

referring to Britney Spears and literacy: "When she read from The Canterbury Tales, I WEPT."

I can not wait to see this show! Going May 28. Who else is going?

[marlomanners]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 2:42pm

Time to bring this back now that I have tickets for my vacation next month!

Any reports from people who have seen the show?

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 5/27/06 at 4:53pm

I've seen it twice. Her best show yet, by far.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/28/06 at 11:45pm

Saw it tonite! Just sensational! She is HOT and hilarious. I actually stagedoored for her and she was so sweet. I'm still in a daze.

[Mrfreeze]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 6:59am

Could you please tell me where the stagedoor is?Is it on 15th?I'm going July 1st. Really excited!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 7:33am

"'hold the cream!'
i'd LOVE to!"

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 11:41am

"I think there was dust on those mints."

"Did you eat a hash cookie?"

"I wash my hair with Herbal Essence shampoo. I smell like a garden of earthly delights!"

"Honey, I would rather run into Madonna at a Kabbalah event, than a disco in Miami."

"Miss Ross would have thrown a s#*t fit and taken off in a helicopter, but Miss Bernhard will stick with you kids, but you better pay the dues to sit in the audience of The Lady. Diva moments, honey."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 11:49am

"lay a shekel on The Byrd!"

"be here within the hour or the blouse is OUT of the store!!!" Updated On: 6/22/06 at 11:49 AM

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 12:48pm

"I was ready before I began!"

The stage door is merely the entrance. Just wait there--or just outside. She's lovely and will sign if not in a hurry.

I'm seeing her again Pride night!! :)

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 5:04pm

Ok, I loved her show, but she was so rude to me at the stage door, I was the only person asking her to sign my playbill and she refused. It made me sad.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/22/06 at 7:21pm

i just met her @ her virgin megatore appearance & she was a sweetheart!