https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu3Ikr0OMqs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== This is lovely.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)