Before the A Teens there was Erasure's Abba-licious. And then there was Priscilla Queen of the Desert. And then there was Muriel's Wedding. And then Mamma Mia. Madonna was so far behind the curve on that, no further evidence will ever be required to reveal just how square she is.
"Confessions on a Dance Floor was a masterpiece." Yeah, but no.
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