Spelling Bee Adult Show 1-22-06, SO FUNNY!!! *spoilers*- Page 2

[liotte]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:42pm

Leaf falls off the bleachers every night...

What was the Phantom reference? I don't think I remember that one.

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:44pm

Saw it tonight. Happened to find two friends there each won the lottery for two tickets, so if anybody heard me scream "take the tickets!" after somebody won, you heard me.

(spoilers)
It was hilarious. I liked the show when I saw it last time, but I loved it this time. The Pandas were... it'll be hard to imagine the show *without* the Pandas. Seasons of Love was great, as was the various bits of "screw you" from Barfay. and the new "endings", with Barfay exploring his three testicles, the half-panda half-korean child who opens "Panda Express", and the performance art in panda blood. And Jesus's heart usually doesn't light up like that, does it?

The best part may very well have just been watching the cast trying oh so hard to not to laugh.
(/spoilers)

Anyone see both? What else is new?

I wouldn't be surprised if they made this a more regular thing. Rocky Horror used to do late night Saturday performances at the same theatre. And one a week, or even once a month... seems there's an audience.

[ihearttheatre]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:47pm

I saw the regular show for the first time today (matinee) and it was hilarious. I can't imagine how funny the adult version is!

The adult version seems to be getting a good response too- maybe they will make it a more regular thing?

[jewelchk]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:48pm

liotte, when Barfee is dancing with Olive near the end, and he turned her around and started slowly stroking down from her cheek to her waist (until he accidentally tickled her and she laughed), that looked to me like a throwback to Music of the Night in Phantom.

Also, I know Leaf always falls off the bleachers. I still find it hilarious. Maybe last time I didn't notice it was in response to Ms. Peretti playing with Olive's hair.

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[liotte]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:49pm

Abridged, I heard you yell.

Yes Jesus's heart lights up all the time.

I saw both adult shows (from oct and tonight), this one was better.

And they have 2 more adult shows planned, one in Feb and one in March. So maybe it will be a regular thing.

And the dancing arm stroking thing- Dirty Dancing. It's in every show.
Updated On: 1/22/06 at 11:49 PM

[jewelchk]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:51pm

All right, all right, I saw Phantom more recently than Dirty Dancing.

[BroadwayChica]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:55pm

Lots of things were different this time around.

The end monologues for some of the characters were different.
From what I remember:

Rona Lisa Peretti said something about getting back home, taking a long shower, and reliving her favorite moments of the Bee. Didn't really work, so I'm glad they changed that.

Leaf said: Leaf Coneybear has crabs" lol, but I really loved the whole "He wrote Cats" thing.

I think Chip became a porn star last time...correct me if I'm wrong.

And Olive's story was that she was kidnapped, and molested..something like that. She cracked up as she said it. I liked the new version a LOT better.

What else...

The Richard Gere joke was there last time. So was the bishop one, and the indigent people are lazy one. Fudgepacker, the giant penis as a foot joke were also there last time.

Finger was new...Loved it.

The whole mom in Hollywood getting plastic surgery thing was also new. The only thing they did different during that scene was that the mom and dad were totally staring at each other sexually, and ignoring Olive. I liked the "Seasons of Love" thing a LOT better.

It was a really fun show!

[liotte]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:57pm

No worries, I just wanted to check what was from phantom if I missed something.

Actually, for those people who were there- What word was Barfee given right before Marcy sings Six Languages? (when he says "luck of the draw" and then after the word, points his finger at Panch and says Ho, it's Will BarFAY)

[.LittleWing. 0224]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:03am

oh god, the finger sentence was so so dirty.... they couldn't even finish it! (although i'm 100% positive that was intentional, still hilarious).

for those curious, it was... "dry and sore, but finally satisfied..." and then it stopped. HYSTERICAL

[Anakela]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:07am

the spot where he usually spells antihistamine, right? I can't remember it right now! Although I do remember his Avenue Q word later in the show. :)

Is indigent supposed to be one of the adult words? Because I swear I heard it at the 'regular' show once.

[liotte]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:08am

Right where antihistamine normally is, yeah, that word.

And indigent is in the regular show too.

[BroadwayChica]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:11am

Chip's orgasmic popcorn bag popping was also hilariously dirty. He always does it, but not quite that blatantly filthy...lol

[.LittleWing. 0224]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:16am

ahh yes, the orgasm ending to the erection song... tears rolling down my face.

it was just a fantastic night.

[liotte]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:17am

I keep thinking about how if you take the T in listen, and the W in answer, and the extra A in aardvark, and the T in often, you could call your mother a twat but she would never hear you because the whole word would be silent!

[BroadwayChica]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:26am

cenacle: definition: "A dining room, specifically the room where The Last Supper was held"
used in a sentence: "When Jesus and the apostles left the cenacle, the wait staff took one look at the tip and said: 'Jews'"

[liotte]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:29am

I loved that sentence!

[Anakela]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:33am

ok, not from the show, but in the "you never gave me a word, I never got a word" part, when Jay asks Sarah "didn't I give you a word?" the woman sitting in front of me was totally "he didn't give her a word!" It was nice to see someone *that* into the show.

[BroadwayChica]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:36am

"Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre was banned from her local cinema when she was caught masturbating during Farenheit 911"

[liotte]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:38am

Jesus! You're Asian!!

[WholeLottaShakin]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:43am

Ah, my favorite one, Liotte. :) "Jesus! You're Asian! I knew it!"

[wickedwow]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 1:05am

I was There! I was there! Yeah, what a great show. I also got to see the SF cast.... so cool! I told Jay that I loved his jokes particularly the one about Logainne masturbating at Farenheit 9/11 and Marcy Park Love spelling Long Time and he said that the SF Panch and Rona wrote those. I kinda felt bad that the TWO jokes I mentioned were the two he didnt write, but thought man, the SF Rona and Panch are going to be soooooooo funny.

Wish I lived near SF and could see it! So they have obviously started rehearsing if they are all there????

[dreaminaret]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:09am

I really liked the Mexican joke too (def: slang for ppl from Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic; sentence: Potato chips are like Mexican Lettuce) and the dangue joke re: the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire. Did everyone get the latter b/c it wasn't as blatant as some of the other ones...

Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:14am

I was sitting right under Chip as he popped the popcorn this time.

He was sweating profusely post-orgasm. I was afraid I was going to go home in both popcorn and his sweat.

And the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory... something like "my butt was the triangle shirtwaist factory, and my excrement was young minority immigrant girls". I wish I remembered the specific sentence. Hilarious though.

[kidmanboy]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 9:11am

Am I the only one that really likes this show the way it is and is kind of offended that they make it a huge joke every once and a while? I dunno, the whole idea just kind of offends me.

[lady godiva]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 9:22am

Liotte --

I think the word was "vas deferens".