Spelling Bee Adult Show 1-22-06, SO FUNNY!!! *spoilers* — Page 2

Leaf falls off the bleachers every night...

What was the Phantom reference? I don't think I remember that one.

I saw the regular show for the first time today (matinee) and it was hilarious. I can't imagine how funny the adult version is!

The adult version seems to be getting a good response too- maybe they will make it a more regular thing?

Abridged, I heard you yell.

Yes Jesus's heart lights up all the time.

I saw both adult shows (from oct and tonight), this one was better.

And they have 2 more adult shows planned, one in Feb and one in March. So maybe it will be a regular thing.

And the dancing arm stroking thing- Dirty Dancing. It's in every show.

Updated On: 1/22/06 at 11:49 PM

Lots of things were different this time around.

The end monologues for some of the characters were different.
From what I remember:

Rona Lisa Peretti said something about getting back home, taking a long shower, and reliving her favorite moments of the Bee. Didn't really work, so I'm glad they changed that.

Leaf said: Leaf Coneybear has crabs" lol, but I really loved the whole "He wrote Cats" thing.

I think Chip became a porn star last time...correct me if I'm wrong.

And Olive's story was that she was kidnapped, and molested..something like that. She cracked up as she said it. I liked the new version a LOT better.

What else...

The Richard Gere joke was there last time. So was the bishop one, and the indigent people are lazy one. Fudgepacker, the giant penis as a foot joke were also there last time.

Finger was new...Loved it.

The whole mom in Hollywood getting plastic surgery thing was also new. The only thing they did different during that scene was that the mom and dad were totally staring at each other sexually, and ignoring Olive. I liked the "Seasons of Love" thing a LOT better.

It was a really fun show!

oh god, the finger sentence was so so dirty.... they couldn't even finish it! (although i'm 100% positive that was intentional, still hilarious).

for those curious, it was... "dry and sore, but finally satisfied..." and then it stopped. HYSTERICAL

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Right where antihistamine normally is, yeah, that word.

And indigent is in the regular show too.

ahh yes, the orgasm ending to the erection song... tears rolling down my face.

it was just a fantastic night.

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cenacle: definition: "A dining room, specifically the room where The Last Supper was held"
used in a sentence: "When Jesus and the apostles left the cenacle, the wait staff took one look at the tip and said: 'Jews'"

ok, not from the show, but in the "you never gave me a word, I never got a word" part, when Jay asks Sarah "didn't I give you a word?" the woman sitting in front of me was totally "he didn't give her a word!" It was nice to see someone *that* into the show.

Jesus! You're Asian!!

I was There! I was there! Yeah, what a great show. I also got to see the SF cast.... so cool! I told Jay that I loved his jokes particularly the one about Logainne masturbating at Farenheit 9/11 and Marcy Park Love spelling Long Time and he said that the SF Panch and Rona wrote those. I kinda felt bad that the TWO jokes I mentioned were the two he didnt write, but thought man, the SF Rona and Panch are going to be soooooooo funny.

Wish I lived near SF and could see it! So they have obviously started rehearsing if they are all there????

I was sitting right under Chip as he popped the popcorn this time.

He was sweating profusely post-orgasm. I was afraid I was going to go home in both popcorn and his sweat.

And the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory... something like "my butt was the triangle shirtwaist factory, and my excrement was young minority immigrant girls". I wish I remembered the specific sentence. Hilarious though.

Liotte --

I think the word was "vas deferens".

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