How about it being the other way around? Everyone in the entire theatre is standing and clapping and cheering, and you're the only one sitting because, frankly, you found the show to be crap. Do you get up just so you don't look like an ass?
This happened at GYPSY. Everyone was standing and clapping after "Rose's Turn," except this couple next to me, who just stared blankly at the rear ends of the people in front of them.
Then again, these two spent the whole show playing tic tac toe on the girl's cell phone, so...
DJ Jellyfeltz's Weekly "Don't You Just Hate That?" (courtesy of Scott Cohen)
Walking by the same person you've already walked by in the dairy, produce, and frozen-food sections.
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