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#26

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:52am

I heard that Jackie Mason's new show is not as insulting as his last abomination. (One of the worst theater experiences I had to sit through)
It was AGONY with a capital A!
Did anyone here see the new one?

#27

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:59am

Jackie Mason needs to stop with his one man shows. His voice is more annoying than Brando's.

People who will never get to the stage:
Besides the obvious Simpson sisters,
J. Ho
Paris Hilton
Nicole Ritchie
Fitty Cent
Eminem
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Kevin Costner
Jim Carrey
Melanie Griffith (NEVER AGAIN!!!)
Selma Blair
Brad Pitt
Lil Kim

"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#28

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 11:14am

Clumsy, I thought ashlee simpson when i read that title! lol

#29

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 11:20am

Paris Hilton. Definitely.

#30

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 11:20am

She scares me.... :hides: GO AWAY LIP SYNC LADY!!!!!!!

#31

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 11:31am

Paris Hilton in "Thats hot: The musical!"

awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#32

re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 11:34am

Yeah with co/stars-

Nicole Richie and Britney Spears!

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