Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Joined: 12/31/69
#0Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:18am
All this talk of big stars working on Bway better than nobodies made me wonder--- who do you think should stay 1,000 feet from a Bway stage?
I say--- ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!!
GypsyRoseLee
Broadway Star Joined: 7/5/04
#1re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:24amColin Ferril. There is something about that man that just completely repells me. I have this awful feeling in my stomach that one day he's going to decide he wants to "go legit" and star in some awful play. Please, please fate, prove me wrong.
"This is what I trained to do, and this is what I love about theater. What I love about being an actress is being able to really look into myself and understand another human being. And out my own self, to shape and form and fashion a real human being--and to present that in such a way that people see something of themselves or their own understanding in that human being."
--Phylicia Rashad
apdarcey
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
#2re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:25amj.lo... do your thing girl, but don't do broadway. please.
#3re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:26am
Oh contraire --
ASHLEE SIMPSON should star on Broadway. As Lina LaMont in SINGIN IN THE RAIN. 
#4re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:29ami have to agree with ashlee simpson. (shudder) and christina aguilera.
Yes, I'm pinay. And I'm proud of it!
jarred03
Leading Actor Joined: 10/17/04
#5re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:34amAshlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan.
Leading Actor Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:37am
You dont think X-tina could b on Bway?
Maybe as a Kit Kat Girl in Cabaret
Leading Actor Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:38amHey Gypsy if he does... I will burn down the theater... he wont even reach the stage... I'll take him out! :evil laugh:
apdarcey
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
#8re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:43amchristina as da singer in da noise/da funk?? no, she's black enough, eh?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:45am
LMAO! GOOD ONE...
Here's a scary thought----
MARIAH CAREY IN GLITTER THE MUSICAL
:HIDES UNDERCOVERS: MOMMIE... MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!
GypsyRoseLee
Broadway Star Joined: 7/5/04
#10re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:51amoh SNAP, MichaelBennet!! Good one!!
"This is what I trained to do, and this is what I love about theater. What I love about being an actress is being able to really look into myself and understand another human being. And out my own self, to shape and form and fashion a real human being--and to present that in such a way that people see something of themselves or their own understanding in that human being."
--Phylicia Rashad
#11re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:54amJoey Fatone, he was in rent and he was so terrible not even Jai Rodriguez made the show enjoyable. He shouldnt be aloud to ever do theatre again but as for someone who has never done it and never should I have to say Snoop Dogg. He started having a film carrerr but if he made it to b-way (though the only way he could would be for a publicity stunt) ill never see another broadway show again. I like the dogg but not in a musical.
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"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
apdarcey
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
#12re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:56am
a) joey fatone i feel has paid his dues and proven himself after getting fairly positive notices both in rent and little shop.
b) i think snoop would be a hoot in a contemporary version of midsummer as puck. just think of it!!! the fairy dust is a whole new story kids.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:14am
Lol... good one...
I hate Calista Flockhart... her on Bway would kill me!
Audryna
Chorus Member Joined: 4/29/04
#14re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:48am
No one has mentioned Britany Spears, I would think she was a dead cert "Stay The Hell Away From Broadway" campaign and top of the blacklist.
Fabio... I would cry till I had no tears left if he was cast in a broadway musical. Ryan Seacrest, nuff said, and the ever repulsive Richard Simmons... I think I got all the big bad uglies.
"It takes considerable knowledge to realise the extent of your own ignorance." Thomas Sowell
rockfenris2005
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#15re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 6:03am
Black Eyed Peas in Phantom of the Opera, lol
Spice Girls re-united for a concept with Andrtew Lloyd Webber
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Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
-South Pacific
Sant
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#16re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 6:38amBritney Spears. They would cast her in a musical of course, but she just can't sing!
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#17re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:23amMelanie Griffith...wait...nevermind
#18re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:39am
ALL if those already mentioned should avoid Broadway like the plague!
Too lazy to think of my own right now.
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
TheatreManiac
Understudy Joined: 3/12/05
#19re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:51am
Not that I'm a big boy-band-on-Broadway defender, but I saw Joey Fatone in Little Shop a bunch of times and I thought he was great as Seymour. In fact, after the first time I saw him, I HAD to see him again. All of this to my shock, mind you since Hunter Foster was so wonderful. I guess I had low expectations of his replacement. Plus, I was never an NSYNC fan. I did not see him in Rent though, but I think he got better reviews in Little Shop than Rent. Anyway now that that's said...
I would definitely say that I agree that all of the young ladies already mentioned, Ashlee Simpson most importantly, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and especially Ashlee's big sis Jessica should stay FAR AWAY from even the thought of Broadway. There's just that lack of conformity that happens when a popular singer decides to be a Broadway star that we don't need to experience as often as these big names have been popping up.
My two cents!
"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" -- Willy Wonka
#20re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:33am
Clumsy Dude --
You do realize that Calista Flockhart has been on Broadway already -- in THE THREE SISTERS and THE GLASS MENAGERIE, for which she won a Theatre World Award...
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#22re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:48amAnd let's not forget Calista in Bash - although I believe that was Off-Broadway - But it was televised.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#23re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:50amWhy the hate for J.lo? I would allow her to be in a dancing ensemble that sang a little, I mean obviously not STAR in a show, but she obviously has the dancing chops. You know she was almost cast as Morales in 'A Chorus Line'?
awkward.
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Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#24re: Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway
Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:51amAnna Nicole Smith in a revival of LONG DAYS JOURNEY.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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