Star Who You Wouldnt Want on Bway

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:18am

All this talk of big stars working on Bway better than nobodies made me wonder--- who do you think should stay 1,000 feet from a Bway stage?

I say--- ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!!

[GypsyRoseLee]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:24am

Colin Ferril. There is something about that man that just completely repells me. I have this awful feeling in my stomach that one day he's going to decide he wants to "go legit" and star in some awful play. Please, please fate, prove me wrong.

[apdarcey]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:25am

j.lo... do your thing girl, but don't do broadway. please.

[Michael Bennett]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:26am

Oh contraire --

ASHLEE SIMPSON should star on Broadway. As Lina LaMont in SINGIN IN THE RAIN.

[MissMonika]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:29am

i have to agree with ashlee simpson. (shudder) and christina aguilera.

[jarred03]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:34am

Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:37am

You dont think X-tina could b on Bway?


Maybe as a Kit Kat Girl in Cabaret

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:38am

Hey Gypsy if he does... I will burn down the theater... he wont even reach the stage... I'll take him out! :evil laugh:

[apdarcey]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:43am

christina as da singer in da noise/da funk?? no, she's black enough, eh?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:45am

LMAO! GOOD ONE...

Here's a scary thought----

MARIAH CAREY IN GLITTER THE MUSICAL

:HIDES UNDERCOVERS: MOMMIE... MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

[GypsyRoseLee]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:51am

oh SNAP, MichaelBennet!! Good one!!

[Theatreboy49]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:54am

Joey Fatone, he was in rent and he was so terrible not even Jai Rodriguez made the show enjoyable. He shouldnt be aloud to ever do theatre again but as for someone who has never done it and never should I have to say Snoop Dogg. He started having a film carrerr but if he made it to b-way (though the only way he could would be for a publicity stunt) ill never see another broadway show again. I like the dogg but not in a musical.

[apdarcey]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 2:56am

a) joey fatone i feel has paid his dues and proven himself after getting fairly positive notices both in rent and little shop.
b) i think snoop would be a hoot in a contemporary version of midsummer as puck. just think of it!!! the fairy dust is a whole new story kids.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 3:14am

Lol... good one...

I hate Calista Flockhart... her on Bway would kill me!

[Audryna]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 4:48am

No one has mentioned Britany Spears, I would think she was a dead cert "Stay The Hell Away From Broadway" campaign and top of the blacklist.

Fabio... I would cry till I had no tears left if he was cast in a broadway musical. Ryan Seacrest, nuff said, and the ever repulsive Richard Simmons... I think I got all the big bad uglies.

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 6:03am

Black Eyed Peas in Phantom of the Opera, lol
Spice Girls re-united for a concept with Andrtew Lloyd Webber

[Sant]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 6:38am

Britney Spears. They would cast her in a musical of course, but she just can't sing!

[Yankeefan007]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:23am

Melanie Griffith...wait...nevermind

[hannahshule]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:39am

ALL if those already mentioned should avoid Broadway like the plague!

Too lazy to think of my own right now.

[TheatreManiac]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:51am

Not that I'm a big boy-band-on-Broadway defender, but I saw Joey Fatone in Little Shop a bunch of times and I thought he was great as Seymour. In fact, after the first time I saw him, I HAD to see him again. All of this to my shock, mind you since Hunter Foster was so wonderful. I guess I had low expectations of his replacement. Plus, I was never an NSYNC fan. I did not see him in Rent though, but I think he got better reviews in Little Shop than Rent. Anyway now that that's said...

I would definitely say that I agree that all of the young ladies already mentioned, Ashlee Simpson most importantly, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and especially Ashlee's big sis Jessica should stay FAR AWAY from even the thought of Broadway. There's just that lack of conformity that happens when a popular singer decides to be a Broadway star that we don't need to experience as often as these big names have been popping up.

My two cents!

[Michael Bennett]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:33am

Clumsy Dude --

You do realize that Calista Flockhart has been on Broadway already -- in THE THREE SISTERS and THE GLASS MENAGERIE, for which she won a Theatre World Award...

[Corine2]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:34am

Jackie Mason

[Justice]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:48am

And let's not forget Calista in Bash - although I believe that was Off-Broadway - But it was televised.

[Jwei123]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:50am

Why the hate for J.lo? I would allow her to be in a dancing ensemble that sang a little, I mean obviously not STAR in a show, but she obviously has the dancing chops. You know she was almost cast as Morales in 'A Chorus Line'?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 3/27/05 at 10:51am

Anna Nicole Smith in a revival of LONG DAYS JOURNEY.