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#26

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

BSo, my one-woman show will be about fat people. Or, you know, a fat person.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#27

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Anybody else remember Camryn Manheim's one woman show "Wake Up, I'm Fat?" It played at The Public about a decade ago.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#29

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Was this during Caryn's well-publicized "lesbian phase"?


"It does what a musical is supposed to do; it takes you to another world. And it gives you a little tune to carry in your head. Something to take you away from the dreary horrors of the real world. A little something for when you're feeling blue. You know?"
#30

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

It was a phase?
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#31

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Keep this on the DL, but I'm to be starring in the musical version - working title "It's Not Over Till The Fat Chicks Are Sittin' Around Singin'"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#32

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Oh Suleen, how I despise you for making it impossible for me to resist the urge to give you love for this thread. And how comforting to know R-A-T-H, is as "good" a detective as always with some recent way off the mark comments of hers. Ahhh, some things really don't ever change now, do they?
#33

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Al you sly devil you. I mean me, me sly devil me. re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot Seriously Al, we all miss you and wish you'd come out of board retirement.
#34

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If it meant getting you back to posting, this thread was worth the risk of banishment! Thanks, Al.
PEACE.
#35

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Worth it all around. Thanks Rup, but it's not likely to happen. This thread was irresistable.
#36

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"BSo, my one-woman show will be about fat people. Or, you know, a fat person."

Yeah, but you are boring.
The smallest stream is a valent river. It will drown me if it can.
#37

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

AL! Please come back, we need you. Sueleen, this thread is one of my all time favorites. Thank you for reminding me there are some posters with humor and intelligence on this board.
#38

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

I hate people who hate. HATE = FEAR - so what are they so scared of?
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." - Elizabeth Taylor
#39

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Everyone's a witter bit lacist.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

Updated On: 2/7/06 at 03:18 AM

#41

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

I met this "person" with a hateful attitude regarding red headed orphans, I think "they" are an orphan themselves. Any ideas, please help, I need to give "them" some creative distractions because I just can't take the verbal abuse. Oh yeah, and the beatings.

Thank you.

Updated On: 2/7/06 at 11:33 AM

#42

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Ya know...I'm in a similar pickle. I'm dating this fixer-upper (God I love him lots! He's come so far!) who hates retarded girls who were kicked in the head by a horse. He also has a thing against Italians (refers to Mira Sorvino as the 'crazy, WOP bitch'). To top it all off, he hates middle-aged sopranos (I can't even type what he says about Renee Fleming!). Anybody got ANY suggestions on just the right show to take him to to change his entire life!?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#43

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Gosh that's a toughie. And for the record, Mira Sorvino IS a crazy wop bitch.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#45

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Oh shut up, FAT ASS!
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#46

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

FATTY FAT BIGOT FATTY!!!!!

RETARD!!!!!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#47

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Robbie, you might try taking him to Most Happy Fella starring a middle aged soprano & the crazy wop bitch's father, then take him for a buggy ride through central park and rent Riding the Bus With My Sister which get released on DVD this week.

And Eddie, I am not sure if your special friend has a thing against orphans or red heads, but perhaps redhotinnyc's cabaret show might cure him of his fear of the latter. He may end up hating cabaret, but at least he could watch Life With Lucy reruns without breaking into a sweat.

PEACE.

Updated On: 2/7/06 at 12:24 PM

#49

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

Why not just rent a few seasons of Life Goes On? That way you get the crazy wop bitch middle aged soprano with the fat ass, as well as her retard son. If nothing else, Corky's commentary on the DVD should clear your fixer-upper's little touch of bigotry right up.


"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

Updated On: 2/7/06 at 12:43 PM

#50

re: Sueleen Revisits Purlie with a Bigot

OOOoooooOOOOOoooHH! is this the Purlie cast that was in Chicago??? cuz I adore them...

is Billy Gill the white kid?? lol I have a pic with him....hotness..haha

I adore this show like no other..it made me sad that I wasn't HALF as talented as the people on stage!!

and I'm glad your b/f liked it!
and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...

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