The kindest thing I can say about this production is that it still wasn't as bad as last season's Old Times. I found The Cherry Orchard to be extremely uninspired, meandering, and unfortunately dull in every way, save perhaps the lighting design and the nice touch of incorporating live musicians.
I can't necessarily fault the incredible ensemble of actors that Roundabout has assembled, because I'm sure they're trying (in a myriad of different styles) to elevate what can only be described as a horribly amateurish adaptation of the text by Karam. Nothing in this adaptation landed, especially the lame attempts at humor and even worse attempts at genuine character development.
I don’t understand the appreciation for Harold Perrineau's performance at all; I felt like he was doing his best imitation of Chris Rock… and his angry, confrontational “dancing” when he finally admits to buying the orchard was cringeworthy. Diane Lane doesn’t necessarily fare much better, although I felt like she had so little to work with that it’s hard to critique her performance. I’m thankful for Chuck Cooper and Joel Grey for their genuinely entertaining and at times (somewhat) moving performances. Everyone else modulated from irritating to hardly registering at all.
And yes, the costumes are as bad as everyone has reported. I was also very disappointed with the set design. I like the idea of the tree stump, but I hated the minimalistic, impressionistic approach they took to everything else, especially the scene set in the orchard. They could have really wowed the audience with a beautiful reveal of the orchard when the curtain comes down and rises in the middle of Act 1, but all we got were more nursery-themed mobiles of trees.
"Disappointed" quite accurately sums up my reaction to the whole evening. So much potential on stage, and such an opportunity for Karam to display another facet of his playwriting talents, but it’s all an utter mess. It felt like he bought the Sparknotes page-by-page summary of the play, slapped his name on it, and walked away for the actors and director to handle.