"And HAHAHAHA I can't believe someone actually mentioned "all the little Asian kids that played Tam in Miss Saigon!" We had no lines! I never thought that people noticed it took a lot of talent to wipe away a sweaty kiss and still look cute while peeing on stage. Well, I guess we did good!"
Peeing? I don't remember seeing that in Miss Saigon when I saw the show (the sweaty kiss, yes. That was one of my favorite bits) and we sure as hell didn't do it when I did the show.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."