From the ridiculous..to the sublime...
"Oy- yoy -yoy, I'm a Yiddishe Eskimo!
Where the weather is cold as ice
Take my advice, don't go!
'Cause there aint much fun
In the land of the midnight sun.
Living in a house of snow without of steeple -
I'm one of God's frozen people!
It's too cold for a couple of hands to hold,
So I play with the seals all day -
And does it pay? Oh no!
I don't like playing with a seal;
A seal aint got no sex appeal!
Oy-yoy-yoy, I'm a Yiddishe Eskimo!"
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"