I haaaaate The Lion King. Haaate.
I won't go into details because Broadway Bob and Mother's Younger Brother have mostly expressed exactly how I feel.
I will say however that I took a friend who was visiting to see it because I thought she would really like it (she loves Disney, loves spectacle musicals, loves the story). AND I wholeheartedly decided to give it another chance (I had never seen it on Broadway, only in London and on tour). We were both really excited and the opening was okay... and then it got to the show, and every actor on stage seemed DEAD. I mean, they really seemed like they hated their jobs, had been doing them for 30 years, and couldn't wait to be finished. They exuded this "we're performing for kids in Disney World, they won't notice if we half- ass through it" attitude. You know what, I kind of don't blame them because NOBODY did notice except my friend and I! At intermission, she turned to me and said, "Would you be mad if I told you I really think this is garbage?" and I couldn't stop laughing.
In every Disney show, the show is a product. No one cares about the actors or the songs, and really nobody even cares about the beautiful Julie Taymor design. Everyone seeing the show just cares that they're seeing a recognizable commodity that they already "know" will be good. "Ooooh, giraffes!"
[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.