Some people pronounce things wrong, due to an understandable, alternate pronunciation. But, some are morons! Not just any plain ol' moron, but what I call...TRUE MORONS! No wonder the poor urchin Cosette, in the now famous (but gone) "Les Miserables" logo, looks so damn depressed! You would be depressed too, if your name was the most mis-pronounced on Broadway, hehehe. Anyway here is my list, which also includes shows other than "Les Miserables".
STUPID PEOPLE:
-Le Miahhhz (Some guy, maybe he was trying to say, "Mmmm, mi ass, LOL!)
-Rant
-Thorowbly Modern Silly (Was said as a statement by co-worker)
-The Secret's Garden
-Carlotta Goody-cellie (Carlotta Giudicelli - Phantom)
-Mrs. Saigon (LOL! My brother - He actually spelled it that way)
MORONS:
-Less Misser-el-li-bis (Ticketmaster representative)
-Lay Mizer-ah-bull (Some old man, hehehe)
-Epo-nin-neeeee! (Eponine - Les Miserables)
-Gene Vel Gene (Roger Ebert: Review of Liam Neeson Film of Les Miserables in 1996. He obviously failed miserably in trying to say, "Jean Valjean").
-Inspector Chavay (KCOP Ch.13 Entertainment Reporter - Meant to say Inspector Javert, from Les Miserables)
TRUE MORONS:
-Lez Mirage (Believe it or not, this was said by some lady from the booking office of the theatre (Long Beach, CA) where Les Miserables was scheduled to play. Even worse, she would speak fluently, until she was forced to say "Les Miserables", she had this spooked look on her face. There was a huge poster of Les Miserables displayed with the title and Cosette logo, right in front of her face. Where she got the word Mirage from, I'll never know, HAHA!)
-Leh Mee-zuh-ghob (Gary Franklin, KCOP Ch. 13 Entertainment Reporter. This is a classic! It was an odd mix of English, Spanish, French, and GERMAN pronunciation. It was horribly traumatizing to the average ear, to say the least!)
-Fan-teen (Fantine from Les Miserables)
-Merry-us (Marius from Les Miserables)
-Colette (Cosette from Les Miserables)
-Lay Mee-zuh-raw-blah (A very common, but annoying pronunciation)
Before I go, I'd like to share with all of you, probably the world's most MIS-PRONOUNCED name, and thats none other than my name: ENRIQUE.....
JUST SOME OF THE MOST COMMON:
-On-reek (Maybe if I was French, it wouldn't be wayy off, but my name isn't spelled, en-rique, nor am I French, hehehe.)
-En-dee-kay (Um, no comment)
-In-ree-kee (Some white dude I know, hehe!)
Well, that's all for today, take care, bye
~ "Over light today Momma?"
~ "On no, Babs, no; it's sunny out today. I want them sunny-side up. You know how I like them Babs, you know how I like them."