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The Worst Pies in London

I'm sorry if this has been posted before, but I heard that "The worst pies in London" is cut from the movie, or not even filmed... Is it true? That would be the worst thing they could do to my favorite musical... If casting Johnny Depp wasn't!
#2

re: The Worst Pies in London

No sir, it wasn't. Not only is it in the movie, but it actually was filmed.

"Y'know, I think Bertolt Brecht was rolling in his grave."
-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum

Updated On: 11/4/07 at 12:29 AM

#3

re: The Worst Pies in London

Hmm, which brings me to an interesting idea:
does anyone know where I actually can get London's worst pies??

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#4

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There's a little dingy rundown pie shop on Fleet Street. Blech. I think there's a barbershop or something above it. It's a pretty dodgy neighborhood anyways, so I'd advise you to steer entirely clear, if not for your personal safety then at least for the well-being of your taste buds.
"You mean what was the best picture of the year or what did they pick as the best picture of the year?" - California Suite
#5

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Try the Dionnysis Fish Bar opposite The Dominion Theatrte where 'We Will Rock You' is palying! They sit there for days!!!!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#6

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I dunno, Rose, business has kinda picked up lately. It's weird. Ever since that barbershop went back in business, business at that pie shop has picked up too. My buddy, Danny O'Higgins, went there once (he's this con artist who poses as this Italian barber or whatever) and I haven't heard from him since.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#8

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hahaha yep 'the best chips in London'! esp at 3 in the morning! hahah
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#9

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Matt, the barbershop is back? I heard that barber was really good, but I'm afraid to go near it. There's stories of something that happened up there -- something not very nice.

Also, how long has Danny been missing? I mean, I'm sure he's all right, but he's got this young kid working for him I'm worried about. He can't be older than fourteen, and he's a nice enough lad, but not the brightest. I hope he's okay. Poor kid.
"You mean what was the best picture of the year or what did they pick as the best picture of the year?" - California Suite
#10

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I used to frequent Mrs. Mooney's a while back, but been heading to Mrs. Lovett's for seome time now. Her meat pies surpass Mrs. Mooney's by a large margin.

#11

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I can't comment on any pies since Michael Ball's been eating them all!
#12

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My, I have to pick up a few pies there at some time to see whether it's as bad as it's supposed to be.

Oh, now that you mention it, Roseadams, is that a young lad continuously grumbling about demons who will hurt somebody? I think he's been caught by the police who think he's a cannibal. He's already bitten a police officer re: The Worst Pies in London

And, devonian.t, as for Michael Ball, he had to eat so many pies, otherwise he'd never fit in Edna's clothes, would he?
#13

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That's his excuse!

Still, he washes them down with excellent red wine.
#14

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"Matt, the barbershop is back? I heard that barber was really good, but I'm afraid to go near it. There's stories of something that happened up there -- something not very nice.

Also, how long has Danny been missing? I mean, I'm sure he's all right, but he's got this young kid working for him I'm worried about. He can't be older than fourteen, and he's a nice enough lad, but not the brightest. I hope he's okay. Poor kid."

Yeah, I heard it had something to do with the old barber getting transported to Australia and the wife going to a masked ball at the Judge's house. Heard she went kinda nuts. It's funny but the beggar woman who hangs around the place sure looks a lot like her. Danny's been missing since August, I believe. But don't worry about that kid. I saw him working at the pie shop the other day. He'll be all right. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit down and have me some of Mrs. Lovett's meat pie (I ordered it to go). Mmmmm, yummmy yummy yu...huh, there's a fingernail in here. Clumsy.

Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#15

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Ugh... Mrs. Mooney's always seem to be full of hair! I guess she needs to use a hair-net.
#17

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And.... scene.

You know you're a theatre nerd when you read this entire post without missing a beat.
Personally, I think I have too much bloom.
#18

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So does that mean we're done?
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#20

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That's what I meant.

Good to know.

So this was fun, folks. Same time next week?
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

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