#1
Posted: 8/22/12 at 11:36am
The six reasons people don't go to Broadway shows.
#3
Posted: 8/22/12 at 11:51am
Gee, I wonder what "drekky bible musical" they were referring to???
#4
Posted: 8/22/12 at 11:52am
#7 — Got off my lawn!
Article would more accurately be titled "Six things old trolls whine about, Broadway Edition."
Article would more accurately be titled "Six things old trolls whine about, Broadway Edition."
"Tracy... Hold Mama's waffles."
#5
Posted: 8/22/12 at 12:01pm
Trips to Vegas cost too much too but people manage to find the cash.
There is only one reason "Don't want to."
There is only one reason "Don't want to."
#6
Posted: 8/22/12 at 12:06pm
Six reasons people don't read Musto's column- but we really only need 1- he's annoying!
#7
Posted: 8/22/12 at 12:14pm
@castlestreet
But you read it and posted here about it. As did I. :) It's a mindless column but I do read it.
But you read it and posted here about it. As did I. :) It's a mindless column but I do read it.
"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter."
Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.
#8
Posted: 8/22/12 at 12:47pm
Honestly, I always thought Broadway shows were way too expensive. Once I discovered that there are many, many ways to get reasonably priced tickets I started going almost on a weekly basis.
Updated On: 8/22/12 at 12:47 PM
#9
Posted: 8/22/12 at 1:27pm
Is Musto historically hard on Disney? Doesn't matter to me either way, but The Lion King has a top ticket price of $197.50 and Mormon is $477.
#10
Posted: 8/22/12 at 1:29pm
#7: Most people don't know or care what good theatre is.
#8: Most people are dumb.
#9: They're afraid they'll get mentioned in a blind item in Musto's column after they go.
#8: Most people are dumb.
#9: They're afraid they'll get mentioned in a blind item in Musto's column after they go.
#11
Posted: 8/22/12 at 1:45pm
#10: They didn't know there were other shows and you can only see Phantom, Wicked, and The Lion King so many times.
Scratch and claw for every day you're worth!
Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming
You'll live forever here on earth.
#12
Posted: 8/22/12 at 1:58pm
#11: DEATH of a Salesman? Too depressing. Besides, everyone read it in high school. Who cares? WEST SIDE STORY? They saw the movie. Why is "Officer Krupkee" towards the end? That's fvcked up y'all.
#13
Posted: 8/22/12 at 2:10pm
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mkl msto run outa ideas
dsprat 4 artkle
need retir
Corine sad oh no cry all day
mkl msto run outa ideas
dsprat 4 artkle
need retir
Corine sad oh no cry all day
#14
Posted: 8/22/12 at 2:13pm
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hu musto wuz
and saw him at
th8r
would think he
smelly
midwesterner
#15
Posted: 8/22/12 at 2:14pm
I think Corine should go on Theater Talk. It might be hard to watch the whole 30 minutes, but Michael and Susan might tear her the new one she needs. Okay, maybe not Susan.
Maybe she can appear with Musto?
Maybe she can appear with Musto?
Updated On: 8/22/12 at 02:14 PM
#16
Posted: 8/22/12 at 2:33pm
Will she wear her ratty old bedroom slippers like Musto wears to the theater?
#17
Posted: 8/22/12 at 3:11pm
Apparently, Musto only talks to idiots or snobs.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#18
Posted: 8/22/12 at 3:12pm
corine should
come back
see if she
can report
"harassment"
2
come back
see if she
can report
"harassment"
2
#19
Posted: 8/22/12 at 3:25pm
I think Musto is hilarious and different. I can't believe the price of theatre tickets for Broadway productions!!!!!!!!!!!
All problems are man made and so, can be man solved.
#20
Posted: 8/22/12 at 3:30pm
Good point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scratch and claw for every day you're worth!
Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming
You'll live forever here on earth.
#21
Posted: 8/22/12 at 5:48pm
The main thing that keeps people away is that so many musicals were based on movies that were much better.
#22
Posted: 8/22/12 at 6:57pm
Does Musto actually get paid for these tiny "articles" for the Viallage Voice? They feel like they must take all of three minutes to type out.
#23
Posted: 8/22/12 at 7:02pm
Mus b slo typr
If tak 3 hol minuts
2 typ tht out
If tak 3 hol minuts
2 typ tht out
#24
Posted: 8/22/12 at 8:30pm
It's really not true that Broadway shows are too expensive--rush tickets are very affordable, often cheaper than regular off-Broadway prices and equal to the cost of off-off-Broadway shows.
#25
Posted: 8/22/12 at 11:26pm
#47 Being nine states away from New York
I do see tours
I do see tours
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