The truth is she never left you

#1

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:07pm

The truth is that that's a really bad slogan for the Evita revival.

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#2

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:14pm

I suppose "don't keep your distance" sounds a little too desperate.

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#3

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:26pm

Evita . . . There's nothing more she can think of to say . . . so she's closing!

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#4

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:38pm

I think they should use "SLUT!"

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#5

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:39pm

"The actress hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear"

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#6

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:43pm

"The truth is that that's a really bad slogan for the Evita revival."

I like it.

#7

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 2:59pm

"Don't cry for her, bitches!"

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#8

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 3:04pm

I can't help but have a good laugh every time I read that damn tag line. Thats seriously the best they could come up with!?

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#9

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 3:06pm

The truth is that Ricky Martin got first billing.

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#10

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 3:11pm

That's because he's livin' Evita loca.

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#11

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 3:24pm

^LOL

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#12

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 5:24pm

But on the other hand she's all we have.

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#13

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 5:27pm

How about "Evita runs deep"?

Chevy seems to think the phrase means something. I'm still wondering what.

#14

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 5:31pm

I think it would have been better if they went with the OBT (Original Broadway Tagline).

"She simply seduced a country."



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#15

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 5:57pm

MICHAEL CERVERIS is JUAN PERON
RICKY MARTIN is CHE
ELENA ROGER is EVA PERON


IN ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S...


EVITA


"I hope you come to terms with boredom."

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Updated On: 2/16/12 at 05:57 PM

#16

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 6:11pm

^That would be funny, if Roger wasn't one of the most electric actresses to step onto a stage in the past twenty years.

#17

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 6:14pm

I like this tagline, especially against the one from the OBC. The original tells the audience immediately that Evita should not be revered, as opposed to this tagline which is basic, unbiased, and would allow the theatregoer to go in and judge Evita the character for themselves.

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#18

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 6:16pm

EVITA

Her Only Good Parts Are Between Her Thighs

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Updated On: 2/15/12 at 06:16 PM

#19

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 7:56pm

"Screw the middle classes!"

#20

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 8:00pm

"Come for 'Don't Cry for Me Argentina', Stay Because It's in Act 2".

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#21

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/15/12 at 8:01pm

Yeah, I think its a pretty great tagline.

#22

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/16/12 at 7:48pm

Of course Ricky Martin got first billing. He's an international star and as good as Elena Roger & Micheal Cerveris are most people don't know who they are.

#23

The truth is she never left you

Posted: 2/16/12 at 7:55pm

The truth is there's no reason to see it without Patti LuPone.

That would be my tagline. Honestly, the only reason I ever listen to Evita is just to hear LuPone sing those songs.