Things I Learned From Broadway Shows — Page 6

-you can't harbor a fugitive if you are an unelected official.
-roger's guitar won't tune
-if radames' cartographer draws a map of the female body he will be more inclined to come explore.
-elphaba doesn't cause commotions, she is one.
-dream the impossible dream
-glitter and be gay! (not really a musical, but hey, it's cheno!)
-semour is audrey's friend
-audrey is dating a semi-sadist

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When you're living in America at the end of the millenium, you are what you own.

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if you want to be famous learn how to get bleed car optollis(sp)

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It's tough to argue with a **** : )

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1. hakuna matata is a wonderful phrase
2. i am unworthy of charlie manson's love
3. the best thing to do when extremely depressed is to shoot a president
4. the wizard is sentimental
5. tracy turnblad cannot stand still
6. the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
7. Motormouth knows where she's been
8. sancho panza's wife abuses him.
9. i'm happy merely being lovely.
10. everybody ought to have a maid.
11. there's a light over at the frankenstein place.
12. dr. x will build a creature at the late night double feature picture show.
13. reno sweeney was low, mighty low, but now that she's seen the light she's good by day and good by night.
14. the world has gone mad today and goods bad today and blacks white today and days night today, and those guys today that women prize today are just silly gigolos.
15. white boys are so pretty.
16. black boys are delicious.
17. frank mills looks like someone from the beatles.
18. this is the dawning of the age of aquarius.
19. mohammed moved a mountain because of p.r.
20. mimi's mother speaks spanish and mimi doesn't have an accent.
21. a tiger in a cage can never see the sun.
22. no room at the holiday inn again.
23. the dish and the spoon eloped, but got down on their luck and so knocked on Benny the dog's door and he turned them away.
24. nunsense is habit forming.
25. love's never easy.
26. SING OUT!
27. shipoopi is a girl who's hard to get, but you can win her yet.
28. gary, indiana is the only place that can light my face
29. river city has trouble because of a pool table.
30...then again, Trouble has a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool.
31. suppertime is the very best time of day.
32. i want to live in america.
33. on the journey to urinetown you can only expect the expected.
34. the man on the moon is a lady.
35. you can't win child, you can't get even and you can't get out of the game.
36. don't carry a load when you ease on down the road.
37. its springtime for hitler and germany.
38. hitler is the german ethel merman (don't ya knowwww??)
39. mrs. lovett probably makes the worst pies in london.
40. the vermin of the world inhabit london.
41. with one look i can break your heart.
42. THE ONLY WORTHWHILE THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE BEHIND ONCE YOU DEPART THIS EARTH ARE CHILDREN AND ART.

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But what I want to know is why, if we're so free, do so many people bleed?

Mama Rose wants Mr. Goldstone to have an eggroll.

edit: Oops, put an apostrophe in 'wants' (want's). Yes, I'm tired.

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Updated On: 8/7/04 at 11:23 AM

You can rhyme "Nessa" with "confess, a" - for some reason that line makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

~Jessica

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53 | Theatre goers have seen s**t, but never like Max Bialystock's Funny Boy.

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You're nothing without me.
The only way to take it with you is to send it on ahead.
They may have hair upon their chests, but, sister, so has Lassie.

Oooo another one...

"Never fall in love during a total eclipse."

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Schadenfreude makes the world a better place!

happiness is anyone or anything at all that's loved by you.

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