Things I Learned From Broadway Shows- Page 6

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 9:23pm

-you can't harbor a fugitive if you are an unelected official.
-roger's guitar won't tune
-if radames' cartographer draws a map of the female body he will be more inclined to come explore.
-elphaba doesn't cause commotions, she is one.
-dream the impossible dream
-glitter and be gay! (not really a musical, but hey, it's cheno!)
-semour is audrey's friend
-audrey is dating a semi-sadist

[venticelli]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 9:33pm

when you live downtown depression is just status quo
my only goal is just to be
my B.A. in English is officially a joke!

[TheAudrey3]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:09pm

When you're living in America at the end of the millenium, you are what you own.

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:10pm

the blackier the berry the sweeter the juice
new york city is the center of the universe times are ****ty but they cant get worst
the only thing better then hairspray is corny collins
tracy always wakes up wanting something she cant eat
the flasher and bum wish tracy luck on her way to school
velma screwed the judges
being invited palces by colored people feels so hip
tracy turnblad has cooties
amber von tussle has acne of the soul
tracys a bad bad girl who needs to be punished


philip sallion likes freaks
" " is known in all the wrong places
its safe in the city
dress to kill or kill to dress
love and hate its all the same marilyns way its jsut another twisted gmae she plays
boyh george never knew what he wanted
love is a quesiton mark
marliyn and george can see the stars from the gutter
everythings taboo

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 11:02pm

if you want to be famous learn how to get bleed car optollis(sp)

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 11:11pm

jesus would have faired better with some help from billy flynn

[LuvUrBatBoy]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:23am

It's tough to argue with a **** : )

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:25am

Bobby did in fact love Hope.

[wickedkiwi]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 3:11am

1. hakuna matata is a wonderful phrase
2. i am unworthy of charlie manson's love
3. the best thing to do when extremely depressed is to shoot a president
4. the wizard is sentimental
5. tracy turnblad cannot stand still
6. the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
7. Motormouth knows where she's been
8. sancho panza's wife abuses him.
9. i'm happy merely being lovely.
10. everybody ought to have a maid.
11. there's a light over at the frankenstein place.
12. dr. x will build a creature at the late night double feature picture show.
13. reno sweeney was low, mighty low, but now that she's seen the light she's good by day and good by night.
14. the world has gone mad today and goods bad today and blacks white today and days night today, and those guys today that women prize today are just silly gigolos.
15. white boys are so pretty.
16. black boys are delicious.
17. frank mills looks like someone from the beatles.
18. this is the dawning of the age of aquarius.
19. mohammed moved a mountain because of p.r.
20. mimi's mother speaks spanish and mimi doesn't have an accent.
21. a tiger in a cage can never see the sun.
22. no room at the holiday inn again.
23. the dish and the spoon eloped, but got down on their luck and so knocked on Benny the dog's door and he turned them away.
24. nunsense is habit forming.
25. love's never easy.
26. SING OUT!
27. shipoopi is a girl who's hard to get, but you can win her yet.
28. gary, indiana is the only place that can light my face
29. river city has trouble because of a pool table.
30...then again, Trouble has a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool.
31. suppertime is the very best time of day.
32. i want to live in america.
33. on the journey to urinetown you can only expect the expected.
34. the man on the moon is a lady.
35. you can't win child, you can't get even and you can't get out of the game.
36. don't carry a load when you ease on down the road.
37. its springtime for hitler and germany.
38. hitler is the german ethel merman (don't ya knowwww??)
39. mrs. lovett probably makes the worst pies in london.
40. the vermin of the world inhabit london.
41. with one look i can break your heart.
42. THE ONLY WORTHWHILE THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE BEHIND ONCE YOU DEPART THIS EARTH ARE CHILDREN AND ART.

[saddle shoe side kick]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:25am

39 | Stick To Priest.
40 | Merrily We Roll Along
41 | From a lack of community property, and a feeling she's getting to old, a person can develop a big bad cold.
42 | Marry the man today.
43 | We're the movers and we're the shapers. We're the names in tomorrow's papers. It's our time.
44 | The low down is "I'm k-ra-zy for you".
45 | Bobby Child is dancing and he can't be bothered now!
46 | Things are looking up!
47 | When you've got rhythm, music, and your man -- Who could ask for anything more?
48 | Irene was at the top of her class. All the boys were under her.
49 | Chin up! Stiff upper lip!

Updated On: 8/7/04 at 10:25 AM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:47am

But what I want to know is why, if we're so free, do so many people bleed?

[bwayfan1225]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:07am

The two cardinal rules of being a Broadway producer:
#1- Never put your own money in the show.
and #2- NEVER PUT YOUR OWN MONEY IN THE SHOW!

When darkness surrounds you and you lose your way, you have your own compass which turns night to day.

It's one block north to Macy's and two to Brothers Brooks.

You don't meet nice boys when you live on Skid Row.

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:23am

Mama Rose wants Mr. Goldstone to have an eggroll.

edit: Oops, put an apostrophe in 'wants' (want's). Yes, I'm tired.

Updated On: 8/7/04 at 11:23 AM

[saddle shoe side kick]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:26am

50 | Being Orin's girlfriend leaves you prone to occupational hazards.
51 | Even your heart knows you should follow your heart.
52 | It's time to summon(sp?) Egypt's greatest builders to build another pyramid.

[ProducersFan]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:28am

You can rhyme "Nessa" with "confess, a" - for some reason that line makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

~Jessica

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:36am

It's Max Bialystock's latest show, and it's a flop.

[saddle shoe side kick]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:40am

53 | Theatre goers have seen s**t, but never like Max Bialystock's Funny Boy.

[sycorax]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 10:59pm

54 | Only capitalists get photographers!

(okay sorry, I's been listening to the new Assassins recording too much...)

[jmnpublications]

Posted: 8/8/04 at 11:42pm

You're nothing without me.
The only way to take it with you is to send it on ahead.
They may have hair upon their chests, but, sister, so has Lassie.

[JackersCrackers]

Posted: 8/9/04 at 3:56pm

"If you pile up a bunch of tomorrows, you'll find you're left with nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays." ~ Music Man

I think thats the gist of the quote, someone correct me if I misquoted!

GREAT thread!

[JackersCrackers]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 12:17pm

Oooo another one...

"Never fall in love during a total eclipse."

[Phantom487]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 2:56pm

I learned a new word - Schadenfreude

[Aryn007]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 3:33pm

Schadenfreude makes the world a better place!

[EponineThenardier]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 3:47pm

Everybody's got the right to their dream...

At the end of the day we're another day older

Brush up your Shakespeare

Life is easy pickins if you grab your chance

Can somebody change? It's possible. Maybe it's strange but it's possible.

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 3:48pm

happiness is anyone or anything at all that's loved by you.