Things I Learned From Broadway Shows- Page 6
Things I Learned From Broadway Shows
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#125
Posted: 8/6/04 at 9:23pm
-you can't harbor a fugitive if you are an unelected official.
-roger's guitar won't tune
-if radames' cartographer draws a map of the female body he will be more inclined to come explore.
-elphaba doesn't cause commotions, she is one.
-dream the impossible dream
-glitter and be gay! (not really a musical, but hey, it's cheno!)
-semour is audrey's friend
-audrey is dating a semi-sadist
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#126
Posted: 8/6/04 at 9:33pm
when you live downtown depression is just status quo
my only goal is just to be
my B.A. in English is officially a joke!
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#127
Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:09pmWhen you're living in America at the end of the millenium, you are what you own.
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#128
Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:10pm
the blackier the berry the sweeter the juice
new york city is the center of the universe times are ****ty but they cant get worst
the only thing better then hairspray is corny collins
tracy always wakes up wanting something she cant eat
the flasher and bum wish tracy luck on her way to school
velma screwed the judges
being invited palces by colored people feels so hip
tracy turnblad has cooties
amber von tussle has acne of the soul
tracys a bad bad girl who needs to be punished
philip sallion likes freaks
" " is known in all the wrong places
its safe in the city
dress to kill or kill to dress
love and hate its all the same marilyns way its jsut another twisted gmae she plays
boyh george never knew what he wanted
love is a quesiton mark
marliyn and george can see the stars from the gutter
everythings taboo
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#129
Posted: 8/6/04 at 11:02pmif you want to be famous learn how to get bleed car optollis(sp)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#130
Posted: 8/6/04 at 11:11pmjesus would have faired better with some help from billy flynn
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#131
Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:23amIt's tough to argue with a **** : )
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#132
Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:25amBobby did in fact love Hope.
Stand-by Joined: 8/5/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#133
Posted: 8/7/04 at 3:11am
1. hakuna matata is a wonderful phrase
2. i am unworthy of charlie manson's love
3. the best thing to do when extremely depressed is to shoot a president
4. the wizard is sentimental
5. tracy turnblad cannot stand still
6. the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
7. Motormouth knows where she's been
8. sancho panza's wife abuses him.
9. i'm happy merely being lovely.
10. everybody ought to have a maid.
11. there's a light over at the frankenstein place.
12. dr. x will build a creature at the late night double feature picture show.
13. reno sweeney was low, mighty low, but now that she's seen the light she's good by day and good by night.
14. the world has gone mad today and goods bad today and blacks white today and days night today, and those guys today that women prize today are just silly gigolos.
15. white boys are so pretty.
16. black boys are delicious.
17. frank mills looks like someone from the beatles.
18. this is the dawning of the age of aquarius.
19. mohammed moved a mountain because of p.r.
20. mimi's mother speaks spanish and mimi doesn't have an accent.
21. a tiger in a cage can never see the sun.
22. no room at the holiday inn again.
23. the dish and the spoon eloped, but got down on their luck and so knocked on Benny the dog's door and he turned them away.
24. nunsense is habit forming.
25. love's never easy.
26. SING OUT!
27. shipoopi is a girl who's hard to get, but you can win her yet.
28. gary, indiana is the only place that can light my face
29. river city has trouble because of a pool table.
30...then again, Trouble has a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool.
31. suppertime is the very best time of day.
32. i want to live in america.
33. on the journey to urinetown you can only expect the expected.
34. the man on the moon is a lady.
35. you can't win child, you can't get even and you can't get out of the game.
36. don't carry a load when you ease on down the road.
37. its springtime for hitler and germany.
38. hitler is the german ethel merman (don't ya knowwww??)
39. mrs. lovett probably makes the worst pies in london.
40. the vermin of the world inhabit london.
41. with one look i can break your heart.
42. THE ONLY WORTHWHILE THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE BEHIND ONCE YOU DEPART THIS EARTH ARE CHILDREN AND ART.
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#134
Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:25am
39 | Stick To Priest.
40 | Merrily We Roll Along
41 | From a lack of community property, and a feeling she's getting to old, a person can develop a big bad cold.
42 | Marry the man today.
43 | We're the movers and we're the shapers. We're the names in tomorrow's papers. It's our time.
44 | The low down is "I'm k-ra-zy for you".
45 | Bobby Child is dancing and he can't be bothered now!
46 | Things are looking up!
47 | When you've got rhythm, music, and your man -- Who could ask for anything more?
48 | Irene was at the top of her class. All the boys were under her.
49 | Chin up! Stiff upper lip!
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#135
Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:47amBut what I want to know is why, if we're so free, do so many people bleed?
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#136
Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:07am
The two cardinal rules of being a Broadway producer:
#1- Never put your own money in the show.
and #2- NEVER PUT YOUR OWN MONEY IN THE SHOW!
When darkness surrounds you and you lose your way, you have your own compass which turns night to day.
It's one block north to Macy's and two to Brothers Brooks.
You don't meet nice boys when you live on Skid Row.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#137
Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:23am
Mama Rose wants Mr. Goldstone to have an eggroll.
edit: Oops, put an apostrophe in 'wants' (want's). Yes, I'm tired.
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#138
Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:26am
50 | Being Orin's girlfriend leaves you prone to occupational hazards.
51 | Even your heart knows you should follow your heart.
52 | It's time to summon(sp?) Egypt's greatest builders to build another pyramid.
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
Broadway Star Joined: 7/25/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#139
Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:28am
You can rhyme "Nessa" with "confess, a" - for some reason that line makes me laugh everytime I hear it. 
~Jessica
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#140
Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:36amIt's Max Bialystock's latest show, and it's a flop.
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#141
Posted: 8/7/04 at 11:40am53 | Theatre goers have seen s**t, but never like Max Bialystock's Funny Boy.
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#142
Posted: 8/8/04 at 10:59pm
54 | Only capitalists get photographers!
(okay sorry, I's been listening to the new Assassins recording too much...)
Broadway Star Joined: 4/2/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#143
Posted: 8/8/04 at 11:42pm
You're nothing without me.
The only way to take it with you is to send it on ahead.
They may have hair upon their chests, but, sister, so has Lassie.
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#144
Posted: 8/9/04 at 3:56pm
"If you pile up a bunch of tomorrows, you'll find you're left with nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays." ~ Music Man
I think thats the gist of the quote, someone correct me if I misquoted!
GREAT thread!
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#145
Posted: 8/10/04 at 12:17pm
Oooo another one...
"Never fall in love during a total eclipse."
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#146
Posted: 8/10/04 at 2:56pmI learned a new word - Schadenfreude
Understudy Joined: 3/24/04
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#147
Posted: 8/10/04 at 3:33pmSchadenfreude makes the world a better place!
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#148
Posted: 8/10/04 at 3:47pm
Everybody's got the right to their dream...
At the end of the day we're another day older
Brush up your Shakespeare
Life is easy pickins if you grab your chance
Can somebody change? It's possible. Maybe it's strange but it's possible.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows#149
Posted: 8/10/04 at 3:48pmhappiness is anyone or anything at all that's loved by you.
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