Things I Learned From Broadway Shows- Page 9

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:12pm

If you say share with me this small umbrella, I say who cares if I get wet.

[Justice]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:13pm

Marriage may be where it's been, but it's not where it's at.


"What do you like? You like coming home to a kiss?
Someone with a smile at the door?
What do you like? You like indescribable bliss?
Then what do you wanna get married for"?

Updated On: 2/2/05 at 10:13 PM

[centerstage]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:37pm

I learned:
That I do indeed know a whoopy spot
How to give em the old razzle dazzle
How to be popular
That I've pinned my future on a green glass love
What happens at La Cage, stays at La Cage
that the Phantom of the Opera is there...inside your mind

[Justice]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:24pm

I Learned How to Drive...No, wait... I learned that Off-Broadway...

[broadway333]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:45pm

A hillside is no place to raise cows.

Batboy

[InfiniteTheaterFrenzy]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 12:05am

Nothing is an accident. We are free to have it all. We are what we want to be. It's in ourselves to rise or fall!

[Justice]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 12:08am

To love another person is to see the face of God.

[InfiniteTheaterFrenzy]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 12:27am

I aint got time for nothing but love... Zanna Don't
I got life... Hair
I got love... Purlie
I got rhythm... Crazy For You
I got the sun in the morning... Annie Get Your Gun
I am what I am... La Cage
It's impossible to rain a violet... Snoopy (and that WHOLE song)
I can do that... A Chorus Line
I am changing... Dreamgirls
I know where I've been... Hairspray
I could've gone to Nashville... Nunsense
I can do better than that... Last 5 Years
I will never leave you... Side Show
I can't do it alone... Chicago
I chose right... Baby
Okay... I tried to think of as many "I" things from Broadway shows as I possibly could. One final thought:

"Hyperbole is not what makes the world go 'round. Just living, just navigating calm and level ground has power to astound, I have found."

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 4:35am

You are your daddy's son.
You gotta have heart.
This is the last night of the world.
I'm gunna live forever.
Love will conquer all.
Anything is possible.
I believe in miracles.
I want to ride my bicycle.

Updated On: 7/18/05 at 04:35 AM

[luvliza89]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 4:48am

Slotted spoons don't hold much soup.

Opportunity is NOT a lenghtly visitor.

The difference bewteen a cow and a bean, is a bean can begin an adventure!

Sometimes the things we want, shouldn't be touched.

A servent is not just a dog to a prince.

The closer to the family, the closer to the wine.

Sorry, I got into a Into The Woods tangent.

[BreakingTheCircle07]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 4:57am

Rent taught me what sodomy is. Better yet, I learned who Sondheim was (amongst other allusions from "La Vie Boheme").

[WickedGeek28]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 9:22am

I'm gonna fly high defying gravity.

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 9:37am

There's always one you can't forget.
Nothing is too wonderful to be true.
Ruprecht is all about love.
Everybody goes down well with beer.

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 10:18am

Marry the man today
Ya can't get a man with a gun
It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights...

[TheatreManiac]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 10:19am

- No good deed goes unpunished

- Every story is a love story

- Nice is different than good

- Love's Never Easy

- The journey home is never too long

- When you change someone's life you're changing your own

- Man is not one but two, he is evil and good

- When a Broadway baby says goodnight, it's early in the morning

- The trouble with school's is, they always try to teach the wrong lesson

- They're just shoes!

- It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed

- Hair up, good... Hair down, bad!

[Traci]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 10:26am

I learned:

~ It only takes 7 days to make a man
~ How to spell Schadenfreude(Avenue Q) as well as Syzygy and Boanthropy (Spelling Bee)
~ How to spell Elanguessence wrong
~ Gary Coleman became a has-been at age 15
~ How to give them what they want
~ That Love is my Legs
~ Getting a pineapple as a gift is better than diamonds, roses or pearls
~ That learning a new language is as easy as the recipe for Jello
~ A tiger is not a tiger but a lamb
~ You can never turn viniger to jam
~ To make something out of nothing
~ It's OK to wear green nail polish as long as you think it's pretty
~ That either one must memorize 50,000 words or one cannot speek correctly
~ That getting hit in the head with a penny can take out 20% of your brain. (But only the mean stuff)
~ Theres life outside you apartment
~ Cliff Bradshaw's budget only allows for a very small whoopie
~ You can make a lot of money by going into the PORN business
~ Prairie Oysters are heaven for a hangover
~ That you make passes 'at' women, not 'after' them

Updated On: 7/18/05 at 10:26 AM

[Aigoo]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:45am

I learned what the beauty is.

[worrell4077]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:57am

I learned...

"In any great adventure, if you don't want to lose. Victory depends apon the people that you chose. So listen Arthur darling closely to this news. We won't succeed on Broadway if we don't have any jews."

"His name is Lancelot, just watch him dance alot. He doesn't care what people say."
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"If your normal the crowd will except you. If your deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Chris Titus

[seymour krelborn]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 12:01pm

Everybody ought to have a maid

[ashley0139]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 12:04pm

-Do not put your faith in a cape and a hood, because they will not protect you the way that they should.

-Everything in life is only for now.

-Sometimes when you dream your dreams come true.

-To love another person is to see the face of God.

-Sometimes the things you most wish for, are not to be touched.

-The Phantom of the Opera is inside my mind.

[AndiV]

Posted: 7/18/05 at 1:12pm

"Are people born wicked? or is wickedness thrust upon them?"