Things I Learned From Broadway Shows — Page 9

Marriage may be where it's been, but it's not where it's at.


"What do you like? You like coming home to a kiss?
Someone with a smile at the door?
What do you like? You like indescribable bliss?
Then what do you wanna get married for"?

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Updated On: 2/2/05 at 10:13 PM

I Learned How to Drive...No, wait... I learned that Off-Broadway...

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Nothing is an accident. We are free to have it all. We are what we want to be. It's in ourselves to rise or fall!

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I aint got time for nothing but love... Zanna Don't
I got life... Hair
I got love... Purlie
I got rhythm... Crazy For You
I got the sun in the morning... Annie Get Your Gun
I am what I am... La Cage
It's impossible to rain a violet... Snoopy (and that WHOLE song)
I can do that... A Chorus Line
I am changing... Dreamgirls
I know where I've been... Hairspray
I could've gone to Nashville... Nunsense
I can do better than that... Last 5 Years
I will never leave you... Side Show
I can't do it alone... Chicago
I chose right... Baby
Okay... I tried to think of as many "I" things from Broadway shows as I possibly could. One final thought:

"Hyperbole is not what makes the world go 'round. Just living, just navigating calm and level ground has power to astound, I have found."

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Slotted spoons don't hold much soup.

Opportunity is NOT a lenghtly visitor.

The difference bewteen a cow and a bean, is a bean can begin an adventure!

Sometimes the things we want, shouldn't be touched.

A servent is not just a dog to a prince.

The closer to the family, the closer to the wine.

Sorry, I got into a Into The Woods tangent.

I'm gonna fly high defying gravity.

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Marry the man today
Ya can't get a man with a gun
It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights...

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I learned:

~ It only takes 7 days to make a man
~ How to spell Schadenfreude(Avenue Q) as well as Syzygy and Boanthropy (Spelling Bee)
~ How to spell Elanguessence wrong
~ Gary Coleman became a has-been at age 15
~ How to give them what they want
~ That Love is my Legs
~ Getting a pineapple as a gift is better than diamonds, roses or pearls
~ That learning a new language is as easy as the recipe for Jello
~ A tiger is not a tiger but a lamb
~ You can never turn viniger to jam
~ To make something out of nothing
~ It's OK to wear green nail polish as long as you think it's pretty
~ That either one must memorize 50,000 words or one cannot speek correctly
~ That getting hit in the head with a penny can take out 20% of your brain. (But only the mean stuff)
~ Theres life outside you apartment
~ Cliff Bradshaw's budget only allows for a very small whoopie
~ You can make a lot of money by going into the PORN business
~ Prairie Oysters are heaven for a hangover
~ That you make passes 'at' women, not 'after' them

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Updated On: 7/18/05 at 10:26 AM

I learned...

"In any great adventure, if you don't want to lose. Victory depends apon the people that you chose. So listen Arthur darling closely to this news. We won't succeed on Broadway if we don't have any jews."

"His name is Lancelot, just watch him dance alot. He doesn't care what people say."
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"If your normal the crowd will except you. If your deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Chris Titus

-Do not put your faith in a cape and a hood, because they will not protect you the way that they should.

-Everything in life is only for now.

-Sometimes when you dream your dreams come true.

-To love another person is to see the face of God.

-Sometimes the things you most wish for, are not to be touched.

-The Phantom of the Opera is inside my mind.

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