Things I Learned From Broadway Shows — Page 4

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slotted spoons dont hold too much soup, but they CAN catch the potato.
Every knot was once straight rope.

How to say 'Welcome' in different languages

Not all monsters are related

The harder to wake, the better to have

Forgiveness is the mightiest sword

the heart can freeze or it can burn

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 10:35 PM

There is no future, there is no past

I live this moment as my last!

ok that's enough!

WiCkEDrOcKS, at the Wednesday matinee on July 7th, Jackie Hoffman came through the front aisle and nobody was sitting there. She said, and I quote, "Ahh! Look at this, we're the best show on Broadway- the whole row is empty, here. Where is everybody? Seein' that chick with the green face over at Wicked? It's boring!".
I will never forget what she said after listening to all the kids in my acting camp singing songs from Wicked the ENTIRE bus ride in. Personally, I think the show is overrated and putting the kids and my opinion together I think I was the loudest of everybody cheering and clapping in the whole house. I LOVE YOU JACKIE HOFFMAN!!! -Penny

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Updated On: 8/5/04 at 10:52 PM

"Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Into the Woods" continued!

You can never love somebody else's child the way you love your own
Wanting a ball is not wanting a prince
The greatest good can often lie at the end of the thorniest path
The greater the good, the harder the blow
The harder to wake, the better to have
The knife that is sharp today may be dull by tomorrow
When going to hide, know how to get there! And how to get back! And EAT FIRST!

being wonderful is fun

life is more painless for the brainless

women on occasion have their uses too

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stop worrying where your going move on
if you can know where your going you've gone
or my favorite in that song

stop worrying if your vision is new
let others make that decision they usually do

all right, now you know:
Life is crummy.
Well, now you know.

I mean, big surprise:
People love you and tell you lies.
Bricks can fall out of clear blue skies.
Put your dimple down,
Now you know.

Okay, there you go —
Learn to live with it,
Now you know.

It's called flowers wilt,
It's called apples rot,
It's called theives get rich and saints get shot,
It's called God don't answer prayers a lot,
Okay, now you know.

Okay, now you know,
Now forget it.
Don't fall apart at the seams.
It's called letting go your illusions,
And don't confuse them with dreams.
Yes sir, quite a blow —
Don't regret it,
And don't let's go to extremes.
It's called what's your choice?
It's called count to ten.
It's called burn your bridges, start again.
You should burn them every now and then
Or you'll never grow!

Because now you grow.
That's the killer, is
Now you grow.

You're right, nothing's fair,
And it's all a plot,
And tomorrow doesn't look so hot —
Right, you better look at what you've got:
Over here, hello?
Okay, now you know,
Right?

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happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you.
there's life outside my apartment.

Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make you a mix tape to give you a clue.

You're all I've got, no matter what.

There may be something there that wasn't there before.

You alone can make my song take flight.

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

You've gotta go after the things you want while you're still in your prime.

I am the river, you are the river.

This is fun!! :)

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urinetown is whereever people learn to live in fear
gaston is especially good at expectorating

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