This Doesn't Sound Good — Page 5

#101

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/13/07 at 4:34pm

Its a musical about nothing.... nothing but prostitutes!!!!!

Take your pick:
Tenderloin
Irma la Douce
Sweet Charity
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public
The Life
et cetera & ad nauseum

---

Current Avatar: Me.
Current Saying: What do you mean it isn't enough being pretty? Have you seen my headshots?!?

#102

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/13/07 at 4:38pm

A musical based on a short lived George Abbott directed comedy about murder in corruption in Chicago that tries to make a statement about this country...right after Watergate.

"The Life"
Times Square might have just gotten cleaned up, but we're putting on a show about what it was like fifteen years ago anyway!

Updated On: 6/13/07 at 04:38 PM

#103

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:05pm

Potty-mouthed puppets.

#104

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:19pm

A musical about two old ladies remeniscing about their tennis days.

A musical about barbies!

---

"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster. "Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."

#105

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:26pm

a musical about 5 college students in an old abandonded cabin in the woods. Based off an 80s horror flick.

a musical based on an adam sander movie, starring foul mouthed singing comedian.

a musical about a blonde girl who goes to harvard. and loves dogs.

a musical about bestiality. by disney.

musical about a guy swinging from vines.

#106

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:29pm

A musical about talking animals in Africa. But, to make it transfer to Broadway and make it believable, they use some big puppets.

#107

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:32pm

There's a nanny in Britain who flies using an umbrella.

#108

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:35pm

A musical about a gay and a Marxist in prison. ^_^

---

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

#109

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/19/07 at 5:39pm

A musical about a spelling bee, including a song about a 12-year-old and his penis.

#110

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:05am

I just read hte description for Maritius on Broadway.com and all I can say is... wow....

---

"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster. "Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."

#111

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:18am

How about a musical about the Convention of Kanagawa?

---

There's a lot I am not certain of...

#112

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:29am

OH! I've got it! Let's take a whole bunch of mundane jobs, and have people sing about them! No plot line whatsoever, just people singing about their various jobs! Brilliant! (Working)

If THAT doesn't work out, we can have some people dress like fashionable hobos and sing upbeat rock songs about their AIDS and homosexuality! Genius! (Rent, obviously)

#113

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:30am

Someally funny (and good) ones here! Keep it going.

#114

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:46am

A bunch of people swing around on vines for 2+ hours.

#115

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 1:01am

"Jackie and Mary are half-sisters whose mother's death leaves them in possession of a rare stamp collection. But which sister actually owns the stamps? Which of three dealers can be trusted with their sale? And where do we choose to live: the present or the past?"

That is what it says on Broadway.com, no lie....

---

"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster. "Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."

#116

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 1:06am

Artsy Swedish Porn!

---

I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!

#117

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 1:48am

-A girl is taken to a magic land by a tornado, and the only way to get back home are by using her magic shoes.

-People get high and sing!

#118

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 2:03am

How about a stage version of what possibly might be the worst movie ever made?

#119

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 6/24/07 at 9:24am

A musical about a young man, straight out of college, who moves into a rundown street, where Gary Coleman, and an excessive Masturbating monster, and an unemployed wannabe comedian, and his asian phsychiatrist wife, along with a closeted gay republic banker...oh and instead of people there are puppets.

AVENUE Q

An intelligent bookworm falls in love with a hideous monster, all the while she befriends a teapot and a large china collection

BEAUTY & THE BEAST

Two men set out to produce a new musical about singing Nazis, backed up by sex addicted elderly ladies.

THE PRODUCERS

---

A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

#120

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 8/13/07 at 2:57pm

A conman promises to make rain in a dry town and he and the local old maid help each other see themselves.

Three shows in one: Adam and Eve, The Lady and the Tiger, and a 1960s rewrite of the Cinderella story.

#121

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 8/13/07 at 2:59pm

Derranged , dancing pussies in a junkyard - CATS

#122

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 8/13/07 at 3:07pm

Pitch .. what is Broadway missing???

It's missing pigs Blood Periods and Telekineses, so lets put a stephen king book on stage.We can have a HUGE white staircase, hald naked boys dancing around red lights whilst killing pigs and smearing blood on themselves.And at the end we can kill everyone on stage.I SMELL TONY AWARDS

Carrie

---

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

#123

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 8/13/07 at 3:08pm

oops double post

---

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

Updated On: 8/13/07 at 03:08 PM

#124

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 8/13/07 at 3:25pm

A guy comes to a small town in the Midwest, falls in love with the librarian, and teaches boys to play music just by thinkiong of the note.

#125

re: This Doesn't Sound Good

Posted: 8/13/07 at 4:16pm

Avenue Q: Sesame Street on drugs.