#151
Posted: 8/19/14 at 10:13pm
How about we write a musical about two Mormon boys who get sent to Uganda and have to deal with female circumcision and AIDS. And let's make it a comedy too
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#153
Posted: 8/19/14 at 11:34pm
A lot of you guys are picking and choosing what you want to say about the plot of a lot of these musicals.
INTO THE WOODS could also be described as a musical connecting all the fairy tales and about what happens after happily ever after (which is a great premise). This could pretty much be applied to most of the shows listed here. I think what is really interesting is when you actually summarize the plot and it doesn't sound like a good musical at all, a story that seems to lack any reason to be musicalized, such a musical about 9 african-american boys being falsely accused of raping two women the the age of vaudeville in the south.
INTO THE WOODS could also be described as a musical connecting all the fairy tales and about what happens after happily ever after (which is a great premise). This could pretty much be applied to most of the shows listed here. I think what is really interesting is when you actually summarize the plot and it doesn't sound like a good musical at all, a story that seems to lack any reason to be musicalized, such a musical about 9 african-american boys being falsely accused of raping two women the the age of vaudeville in the south.
Anything regarding shows stated by this account is an attempt to convey opinion and not fact.
#154
Posted: 8/20/14 at 3:08am
Winners:
Luvinbroadway- “20 dancers on a bare stage whining.”
thevolleyballer- “A fat girl gets to be on television and subsequently single-handedly ends segregation in Baltimore."
Laughed so hard at both of these.
Luvinbroadway- “20 dancers on a bare stage whining.”
thevolleyballer- “A fat girl gets to be on television and subsequently single-handedly ends segregation in Baltimore."
Laughed so hard at both of these.
#155
Posted: 8/20/14 at 4:02pm
A woman goes to the Far East to teach some children.
#156
Posted: 8/20/14 at 4:10pm
"So it's the late 80's and everybody got AIDS and sh*t...."
Rock Of Ages?
Rock Of Ages?
#157
Posted: 8/23/14 at 12:05am
I'd love to see some of these expanded and acted out staight-faced by actual show cast members, Drunk History-style!
To further nitpick the Wizard of Oz summary, technically Dorothy never "meets" the Wicked Witch of the East. Still funny though.
Since 'Shakespeare in Love' is now onstage, it's fair game for that old joke synopsis - 'Wannabe actress is so dumb she sleeps with a writer'.
A chick eats some fruit. Later, she eats some more fruit.
Some guys argue about signing a document, then sign it.
Some people in Washington Heights go about their lives.
An evil garden that killed a woman, suddenly starts using its powers for good to help heal the bereaved husband and son. (Actually, I'd see that.)
A young woman learns to see past a homely older man's looks and love him for his actions. The man learns to see past the young woman's actions and love her for her looks.
To further nitpick the Wizard of Oz summary, technically Dorothy never "meets" the Wicked Witch of the East. Still funny though.
Since 'Shakespeare in Love' is now onstage, it's fair game for that old joke synopsis - 'Wannabe actress is so dumb she sleeps with a writer'.
A chick eats some fruit. Later, she eats some more fruit.
Some guys argue about signing a document, then sign it.
Some people in Washington Heights go about their lives.
An evil garden that killed a woman, suddenly starts using its powers for good to help heal the bereaved husband and son. (Actually, I'd see that.)
A young woman learns to see past a homely older man's looks and love him for his actions. The man learns to see past the young woman's actions and love her for her looks.
#158
Posted: 8/23/14 at 12:35am
Horny cowboy takes a girl to a party. Horny girlfriend seduces another cowboy. Horny traveling salesman is forced to marry another girl. Aunt is horny for the first cowboy.
Horny, sophisticated, French murderer falls in love with unsophisticated American nurse on humid island during WWII.
Horny Asian King wonders what's under the bloomers of an English schoolteacher.
Horny, wealthy Sea Captain throws over rich middle aged woman for young, nubile postulate from local convent.
Notice a trend?
Horny, sophisticated, French murderer falls in love with unsophisticated American nurse on humid island during WWII.
Horny Asian King wonders what's under the bloomers of an English schoolteacher.
Horny, wealthy Sea Captain throws over rich middle aged woman for young, nubile postulate from local convent.
Notice a trend?
Updated On: 8/23/14 at 12:35 AM
#159
Posted: 8/23/14 at 1:28am
An asshole phonetics professor teaches a flower girl how to speak proper English.
A bunch of horny German kids decide they want to have sex with each other.
A recently divorced woman moves to New York to do...things...with her life...?
German musical about vampires that uses Total Eclipse of the Heart as a love ballad.
Spider-Man: On Broadway!
A bunch of horny German kids decide they want to have sex with each other.
A recently divorced woman moves to New York to do...things...with her life...?
German musical about vampires that uses Total Eclipse of the Heart as a love ballad.
Spider-Man: On Broadway!
"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire
Updated On: 8/23/14 at 01:28 AM
#161
Posted: 8/23/14 at 9:31pm
A British boy (who is forced to do boxing by his father) finds himself through the art of dance, and this is all during a miner strike.
A women has a four day love affair with a hunky photographer she just met because of the power of vegetable soup.
A town freaks out over a rock that spurts water when licked.
Berry Gordy writes a love note to himself.
A women has a four day love affair with a hunky photographer she just met because of the power of vegetable soup.
A town freaks out over a rock that spurts water when licked.
Berry Gordy writes a love note to himself.
Updated On: 8/24/14 at 09:31 PM
#162
Posted: 8/23/14 at 11:22pm
A man commits petty theft, goes into business, adopts a daughter, and dies.
#164
Posted: 8/24/14 at 6:32pm
A reunion in a dilapidated theatre in 1971 and 4 middle aged somethings go crazy.
#165
Posted: 8/24/14 at 10:35pm
Bipolar lady imagines her dead, shirtless son is still alive, has electroshock therapy, and leaves home.
A snobby blonde witch meets a nice green witch who steals her boyfriend, but they become besties before the green witch makes a crap ton of enemies and fakes her own death.
A snobby blonde witch meets a nice green witch who steals her boyfriend, but they become besties before the green witch makes a crap ton of enemies and fakes her own death.
#166
Posted: 8/24/14 at 10:47pm
A bunch of kids go through junior high.
"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire
#168
Posted: 8/29/14 at 1:27am
The last week in the life of Jesus Christ set to a pseudo rock 'n' roll score.
#172
Posted: 4/17/15 at 5:55pm
Three musicals in one -- one about Adam and Eve, then The Lady and the Tiger, and finally a 1960s update of Cinderella.
#173
Posted: 4/18/15 at 1:19am
A guy and a girl sing some songs together. Nothing happens. The guy buys the girl a piano. the end.
A woman is impregnated by bats. her son is raised by bats until he is taken in and educated. Her daughter sleeps with her bat son.
A woman makes sandwiches for her children on the floor as they get ready for school. her dead son convinces her to kill herself. Her daughter does some drugs and goes to a school dance.
#175
Posted: 4/18/15 at 10:36am
"Some people ride a train in Europe. Stuff happens."
I'm blanking on this one.
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