This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

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This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 4:47pm

Okay, so I stole this from Musto's column. She shows up about :30 in.
GRAND HOTEL commercial

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#2

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 4:56pm

I spy a young Jane Krakowski.

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#3

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 5:07pm

HAHAHA! That was hysterical!

#4

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 5:10pm

Anyone is welcome to replace Ben Brantley as far as I'm concerned.

#5

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 5:56pm

I love this commercial with that woman, there was also one from Singing In The Rain where this 10 year old says something to the effect, "This is a GREAT SHOW and this comes from someone who has seen a great number of Broadway Productions!" I always wanted to reach inside the TV and slap that kid!

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#6

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 5:59pm

I remember that commercial, SNAFU, and I had the same reaction!

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#7

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 10:18pm

And here I thought you were talking about one of these. (Any of these, take your pick.) :

#8

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/22/09 at 10:24pm

The one in the middle (I don't know her name and don't feel like looking for it) is annoying as hell.

#9

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/23/09 at 10:49am

That woman was brilliant! Thanks for posting it, Borstalboy.

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#10

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/23/09 at 10:59am

seriously, I've watched that several times and each time it just gets better and better!

#11

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/24/09 at 7:40pm

Bumping it.

She's probably dead but I just love her.

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#12

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/25/09 at 8:16am

I don't know what I like about her the most; her hair, her glasses, or her voice.

She reminds me of the "My Son is Gay"/"Mother's Day"/"The Phone Call"/"The Christmas Tree" character from YouTube.

#13

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/25/09 at 9:43am

I remember this very well...everyone quoted it. It was the NY theater equivelent of "Where's the beef?!"

I'm gonna see it 2 mo-ah toymes.

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#14

re: This broad should totally replace Ben Brantley

Posted: 3/25/09 at 10:05am

That made my day!!!!1 Im going to watch it "two mo-ah times!!!" I love how she knows it will be exactly 2 more times, as opposed to "again!"

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