Titles for the next "You're The One That I Want"

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Titles for the next "You're The One That I Want"

Posted: 1/5/07 at 2:24am

Since this will be a huge smash and will run for about 24 years, they're going to need new clever and oh-so-witty show titles like "Grease: You're The One That I Want." Howz about:

"Anything Goes: I Get No Kick from Cocaine"
"Hello, Dolly: I Put My Hand In"
"Fiddler on the Roof: Anatevka"

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#2

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 3:19am

A Little Night Music: Send In the Clowns

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"Passion can drive you crazy but is there any other way to live"

#3

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 9:30am

"Brooklyn in the Blood" Brooklyn the Musical
"Sing out Louise" Gypsy
"Come look at the Freaks" Side Show

#4

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 9:54am

Your Fault: Into The Woods

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"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order." The Nanny Diaries

#5

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 9:58am

Ya Gotta Get A Gimmick: Even Strippers Need A Chance

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#6

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:09am

^HAHA

Sweet Charity: There's Gotta Be Some Life Cleaner Than This
(America's Search for Broadway's Next Stripper and Prostitute)
(must be 14 or older to audition)

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"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order." The Nanny Diaries

#7

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:16am

"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Broadway"
"Annie Get Your Mic"
"Cabaret: Broadway Belongs to Them"
"Hairspray: Good Morning, Broadway!"
"Miss Saigon: The Heat is On"

And the one I feel will actually probably be next:
"Rent: Livin' La Vie Boheme"

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"And no, I'm not addicted to crack (unless you count showtunes as 'crack' and then clearly, I am a lost cause)." - Donna Lynne Champlin

#8

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:55am

Broadway Baby - Looking for the next Gerber Baby

I'm Still Here - Looking for the next AARP spokesperson

A Little Priest - Choosing the next priest from today's altar boys

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#9

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 11:50am

I like the one that someone put on the OT board, i think....

Wicked: You're Gonna Be Popular.

i'd have to kill my TV.

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"Love all; Trust a few; Do wrong to none." --William Shakespeare

#10

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 11:53am

https://www.broadwayworld.com/blogs/viewblog.cfm?blogid=1661

see my two at the end

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#11

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 11:58am

"Wicked: Defying Broadway!"
"Hairspray: It Takes Two!"
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#12

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:39pm

Rocky Horror: Let's do the time warp
One Singular Sensation

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#13

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 3:05pm

What about a show/documentary depicting those who DO NOT make broadway shows.

~HELL NO: The rough road to The Color Purple
~DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?: The making of Taboo
~SOMEDAY IS FOR SUCKERS: Trying to make it in The Life (Maybe this actually sounds like an HBO undercover special...)

#14

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 3:16pm

"They seek him here, they seek him there! Who will be THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL?"

Who will be the next winners of the 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE?

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#15

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 3:23pm

everybody on broadwayworld is going to hate my fans: wicked

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Can, can I have it?

#16

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 3:48pm

You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want when you star in Avenue Q...


Be Our Guest...on Broadway...thats for Lizzya9

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#17

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 4:54pm

i want more: Finding the stars of the upcoming revival of Lestat

#18

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 5:45pm

Les Miz: I Dreamed A Dream or You in the Barracades, Listen to Me!
Asassins: Your Big Shot
1776: "Yours, Yours, Yours"
Hello Dolly!: It Takes A Woman
Funny Girl: You're The Greatest Star
Oliver!: Consider Yourself or I'd Do Anything or Who Will Buy
Dreamgirls: Fake Your Way To The Top
Phantom of the Opera: Think of Me
Baby: I Want It All
Thoroughly Modern Millie: Gimme Gimme
Funny Girl: I'm The Greatest Star
Miss Saigon: The American Dream
My Fair Lady: Wouldn't It Be Loverly or With A Little Bit of Luck

Updated On: 1/5/07 at 05:45 PM

#19

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 5:57pm

I Wanna Be a Producer!
If My Friends Could See Me Now!
I Just Can't Wait To Be King!
Suddenly Seymour!
Gee I Hope I Get It! (or Singular Senesation!)
And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going!
Purpose!
Welcome to the 60's!
Defying Gravity!
Show Off!
Big Man in Town!

Akiva
Take Me or Leave Me!
Practically Perfect!
Dancing Queen!

#20

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 6:02pm

ease on down the road: The wiz
Children will listen: into the woods

#21

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:14pm

How Could We Ever Know?...searching for unknowns for the upcoming revival of The Secret Garden

So You Think You Can Tap...42nd Street

So you think you can belt E flats while flying: Wicked

America's Got Rhythm: Crazy for You, or something else Gershwin

Help Us Make the Music of the Night!...for Phantom when it's still running 30 years from now and they've completely run out of anyone still interested in being in the show

#22

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:17pm

Those are good, Galinda. I'm highly uncreative right now.

#23

re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:24pm

The Wedding Singer: Somebody Kill Me PLease

#24

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Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:26pm

-Mamma Mia! I have a dream
-Into The Woods, You Have To ACT, You Can't Just LISTEN

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re: Titles for the next 'You're The One That I Want'

Posted: 1/5/07 at 10:26pm

"Tina for Breakfest: The Search for a new Mack and Mabel!"

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