Since this will be a huge smash and will run for about 24 years, they're going to need new clever and oh-so-witty show titles like "Grease: You're The One That I Want." Howz about:
"Anything Goes: I Get No Kick from Cocaine" "Hello, Dolly: I Put My Hand In" "Fiddler on the Roof: Anatevka"
Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity last forever.
Watch out BWW...
HE'S BACK.
"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order."
The Nanny Diaries
Ya Gotta Get A Gimmick: Even Strippers Need A Chance
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Sweet Charity: There's Gotta Be Some Life Cleaner Than This (America's Search for Broadway's Next Stripper and Prostitute) (must be 14 or older to audition)
"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order."
The Nanny Diaries
"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Broadway" "Annie Get Your Mic" "Cabaret: Broadway Belongs to Them" "Hairspray: Good Morning, Broadway!" "Miss Saigon: The Heat is On"
And the one I feel will actually probably be next: "Rent: Livin' La Vie Boheme"
"And no, I'm not addicted to crack (unless you count showtunes as 'crack' and then clearly, I am a lost cause)." - Donna Lynne Champlin
I'm Still Here - Looking for the next AARP spokesperson
A Little Priest - Choosing the next priest from today's altar boys
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
What about a show/documentary depicting those who DO NOT make broadway shows.
~HELL NO: The rough road to The Color Purple ~DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?: The making of Taboo ~SOMEDAY IS FOR SUCKERS: Trying to make it in The Life (Maybe this actually sounds like an HBO undercover special...)
Les Miz: I Dreamed A Dream or You in the Barracades, Listen to Me! Asassins: Your Big Shot 1776: "Yours, Yours, Yours" Hello Dolly!: It Takes A Woman Funny Girl: You're The Greatest Star Oliver!: Consider Yourself or I'd Do Anything or Who Will Buy Dreamgirls: Fake Your Way To The Top Phantom of the Opera: Think of Me Baby: I Want It All Thoroughly Modern Millie: Gimme Gimme Funny Girl: I'm The Greatest Star Miss Saigon: The American Dream My Fair Lady: Wouldn't It Be Loverly or With A Little Bit of Luck Updated On: 1/5/07 at 05:45 PM
I Wanna Be a Producer! If My Friends Could See Me Now! I Just Can't Wait To Be King! Suddenly Seymour! Gee I Hope I Get It! (or Singular Senesation!) And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going! Purpose! Welcome to the 60's! Defying Gravity! Show Off! Big Man in Town!
Akiva Take Me or Leave Me! Practically Perfect! Dancing Queen!
How Could We Ever Know?...searching for unknowns for the upcoming revival of The Secret Garden
So You Think You Can Tap...42nd Street
So you think you can belt E flats while flying: Wicked
America's Got Rhythm: Crazy for You, or something else Gershwin
Help Us Make the Music of the Night!...for Phantom when it's still running 30 years from now and they've completely run out of anyone still interested in being in the show